Ouch
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Excitement building in anticipation
last night when getting dressed
late for a date and in a hurry
yet hoping to look my best
but in a flurry had to scurry
not paying close attention
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Categories:
jockstrap, fun, humor, hurt, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Kilt Atilt
...there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
in a bit of a flap
he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put him in a flurry...
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Categories:
jockstrap, fun, funny, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
The Queen of Plant Seven
...Three o’clock whistle
Factories let out
Scores on their way
For a bottle of stout
No matter the weather
Ignore the black clouds
Celebrate man of the year
Should be feeling quite proud
Except ...
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Categories:
jockstrap, celebration, community, drink, leadership,
Form: Free verse
Dial Eternity
...Who? -- Me?!
I never thought I'd see
This wily jockstrap
writing poetry
And you, Mr. Businessman
Investing ldly in a product
that can't return a profit
on a mini-garbage can...
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Categories:
jockstrap, body, heaven, money, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Dani a Charming Cvs Pharmacist
...within Zieglerville, pennsylvania
genuine snow white hair
upon her noggin doth adorn,
perhaps she will divulge to me (in private)
after i croon (to said lass),
the melody of Jimmy Crack C...
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Categories:
jockstrap, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Artsy Fartsy
...I'm sure you've heard the term “artsy fartsy”
It can apply to a person or a thing
Most times expressed in a derogatory manner
Definitely has a “nose in the air” ring
In my lifetime career as...
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Categories:
jockstrap, discrimination, social,
Form: Quatrain
When I Saw the Spirit
...The holy spirits of “Christians” are unholy. What day earlier than mid-week did my brother,
the Nazarene call fools of their liking? I am work: I’m always against a force;
the old black bag, that th...
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Categories:
jockstrap, childhood, religion,
Form: Narrative
The C Word
...it’s said by women to women
that the most offensive word
(in the english language)
they can be called is
the C word---
this word cannot be uttered by men around women,
it’s said by women to men,
it...
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Categories:
jockstrap, life, men, women, men,
Form: Free verse
Slamming Dakarai Cobb Part 4
...Ding. Ding. Goes the sound of the bell.
Soupers see a poetic king emerge from his cell...
You called me a "Whorelock" - define that word punk?!
You're in for a shock - I don't entertain poetic j...
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Categories:
jockstrap, slamme, life, me,
Form: Rhyme