Humph Poems - Poems about Humph

...A voluptuous woman named Carol Adored wearing transparent apparel Did I just see a boob? She may as well be nude Humph, she'll be turning all the men feral This gal Carol has a bit of a cheek ......Read the rest...

...highfalutin cavalier uppish humph eyebrows arched up high 3/3/2023 Teacup Dictionary......Read the rest...

...Baneful brickbats begat grievous barrier Tell tale indelible woe y'all privy to learn yours truly harbors traces of the masterful impregnable prepubescent wall still extant scads of decades si......Read the rest...

...During the bloom of youth, in the spring of vitality, Everything is sparkling and has a fresh, real quality.  Summer is the season of growth and rebirth in life,  Every day brings fres......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir Nsync with variations on a theme: of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich (consisting of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing between s......Read the rest...

... Ho hum, the doldrums: I twiddle my thumbs and scratch my bum. I bumble ‘round, and when I’m done, I murmur, mumble, humph and hum. <......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......Read the rest...

...You’re the world’s worst hiking buddy How did we end up so muddy Not even sure we can scrub it! How would I know Can’t stick my hand in that hole I thought you had the first aid kit Yea I d......Read the rest...

...I was young when we met Thought a lifetime we would get I enjoyed going out On vacations all around I loved to laugh You said I was a gas I made you smile If only for a while Didn’t stay hap......Read the rest...

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir (Nsync with variations on a theme: various and sundry pseudo lurid fictitious escapades) mostly I did merrily wet whet madness aye ever did dream.) ......Read the rest...

...Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs pitches me pitifully begging for alms lamenting dog forsaken melon collie unpleasant circumstances pleading with outstretched palms disgraced to beg, per......Read the rest...

...She made the sign of the cross as she passed the park by the cathedral, His Baptist legs stopped dead on its tracks killing his amorous rush, His ‘whatever voice’ said, “choose your churchified kin......Read the rest...

...The craziest creature Straight out of a feature Was named Mr. Beecher. Foaming came from his mouth. And his dribbling went south. Also he lisped like a gigantic louse. He became our art te......Read the rest...

...Traces of the masterful impregnable prepubescent wall still extant scads of decades since complex edifice erected to force tall permanently leaving me unmoored, marooned, and furloughed ready fo......Read the rest...