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Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child
...Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child... courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight while he took tea and crumpets within mistress......

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Categories: humph, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fancy that
...A voluptuous woman named Carol Adored wearing transparent apparel Did I just see a boob? She may as well be nude Humph, she'll be turning all the men feral This gal Carol has a bit of a cheek ......

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Categories: humph, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Supercilious
...highfalutin cavalier uppish humph eyebrows arched up high 3/3/2023 Teacup Dictionary......

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Categories: humph, words,
Form: Other
Baneful Brickbats Begat Grievous Barrier
...Baneful brickbats begat grievous barrier Tell tale indelible woe y'all privy to learn yours truly harbors traces of the masterful impregnable prepubescent wall still extant scads of decades si......

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Our Fifth Season
...During the bloom of youth, in the spring of vitality, Everything is sparkling and has a fresh, real quality.  Summer is the season of growth and rebirth in life,  Every day brings fres......

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Categories: humph, appreciation, beauty, seasons,
Form: Rhyme



Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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Categories: humph, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's Boudoir
...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir Nsync with variations on a theme: of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich (consisting of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing between s......

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Categories: humph, adventure, angel, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ho Hum, the Doldrums
... Ho hum, the doldrums: I twiddle my thumbs and scratch my bum. I bumble ‘round, and when I’m done, I murmur, mumble, humph and hum. <......

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Categories: humph, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......

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Categories: humph, angst, anxiety, body, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
The Worst Hiking Buddy
...You’re the world’s worst hiking buddy How did we end up so muddy Not even sure we can scrub it! How would I know Can’t stick my hand in that hole I thought you had the first aid kit Yea I d......

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Categories: humph, friendship, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Our Names In the Sand -Part 2
...I was young when we met Thought a lifetime we would get I enjoyed going out On vacations all around I loved to laugh You said I was a gas I made you smile If only for a while Didn’t stay hap......

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Categories: humph, boyfriend, break up, heartbreak,
Form: Rhyme
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Number One
...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir (Nsync with variations on a theme: various and sundry pseudo lurid fictitious escapades) mostly I did merrily wet whet madness aye ever did dream.) ......

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Bring Back the Horse and Buggy
...Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs pitches me pitifully begging for alms lamenting dog forsaken melon collie unpleasant circumstances pleading with outstretched palms disgraced to beg, per......

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Sacrosanct Divisions
...She made the sign of the cross as she passed the park by the cathedral, His Baptist legs stopped dead on its tracks killing his amorous rush, His ‘whatever voice’ said, “choose your churchified kin......

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Categories: humph, emotions,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Oddest Teacher Mr Beecher
...The craziest creature Straight out of a feature Was named Mr. Beecher. Foaming came from his mouth. And his dribbling went south. Also he lisped like a gigantic louse. He became our art te......

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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