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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child

...Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...
courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight 
while he took tea and crumpets within mistress...

Supercilious

...highfalutin
cavalier
uppish
humph
eyebrows arched up high

3/3/2023
Teacup Dictionary...

Baneful Brickbats Begat Grievous Barrier

...Baneful brickbats begat grievous barrier

Tell tale indelible woe y'all
privy to learn yours truly harbors
traces of the masterful
impregnable prepubescent wall
still extant scads of decades si...

Our Fifth Season

...During the bloom of youth, in the spring of vitality,
Everything is sparkling and has a fresh, real quality. 
Summer is the season of growth and rebirth in life, 
Every day brings fres...

Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks

As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
m...

Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's Boudoir

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef, 
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 
Russian dressing between s...

Ho Hum, the Doldrums

...
Ho hum, the doldrums:
I twiddle my thumbs
and scratch my bum.
I bumble ‘round,
and when I’m done,
I murmur, mumble, humph and hum.

<...

Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly 
fel...

The Worst Hiking Buddy

...You’re the world’s worst hiking buddy
How did we end up so muddy
Not even sure we can scrub it!

How would I know
Can’t stick my hand in that hole
I thought you had the first aid kit

Yea I d...

Our Names In the Sand -Part 2

...I was young when we met 
Thought a lifetime we would get
I enjoyed going out
On vacations all around
I loved to laugh
You said I was a gas
I made you smile
If only for a while
Didn’t stay hap...

Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Number One

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

(Nsync with variations on a theme:
various and sundry
pseudo lurid fictitious escapades)
mostly I did merrily wet
whet madness aye ever did dream.)
...

Bring Back the Horse and Buggy

...Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, per...

Sacrosanct Divisions

...She made the sign of the cross as she passed the park by the cathedral,
His Baptist legs stopped dead on its tracks killing his amorous rush,
His ‘whatever voice’ said, “choose your churchified kin...

Oddest Teacher Mr Beecher

...The craziest creature 
Straight out of a feature
Was named Mr. Beecher.

Foaming came from his mouth.
And his dribbling went south.
Also he lisped like a gigantic louse.

He became our art te...

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