Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Number One

Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir (Nsync with variations on a theme: various and sundry pseudo lurid fictitious escapades) mostly I did merrily wet whet madness aye ever did dream.) The missus personal trappings strewn helter skelter every perilous step fraught with danger analogous riding as passenger with death cab for cutie 'course thy quasi bohemian rhapsodic Queen of denial feigns ignorance attributes hazardous condition linkedin with accident prone little lord Fauntleroy's double doppelganger, me trumpeting pet husband, her unrequited germane Liebchen willing to risk life and limb doting hand and foot as proper husbandly duties. He (ahem... me) exhibits drama whimsically visiting slapstick pantomime especially pretending to remove sneakers pulling with all my feeble strength off little feet of wife half-heartedly struggling, lamely denouncing marriage nevertheless conveying jollity regarding marital entrapment er... rather unbridled wedded bliss constituting fits and starts enduring about two dozen years. I reciprocated amorousness, whether toward MaryAnne, (his long ago coldly dismissed sagacious enchanting first paramour, (half a dozen years my senior), whose astrological forecast accurately predicted promising acquaintanceship/relationship potential soul mates (two score years ago - gone to naught), which latter aforementioned humble lass decried he fomented incessant emotional grief, he cruelly (albeit unwittingly) doled out nothing but lackluster lovelessness attributed to identical zodiac signs (Capricorn) (matter of fact shared same birth date January 13th - six years age difference) stubborn misconstrued perception, whereby fancy free and footloose selfish nasty short brute nevertheless deemed himself undeserving of love - humph! Addeneum: Approximately four decades re: one quarter century after aforementioned baptismal initiation love stricken paroxysm forty fifth president of United States took (i.e. plagiarized) many pages courtesy, cruel playbook authored by Matthew Scott Harris,