The Worst Hiking Buddy

You’re the world’s worst hiking buddy How did we end up so muddy Not even sure we can scrub it! How would I know Can’t stick my hand in that hole I thought you had the first aid kit Yea I dragged a little back Put too much in my pack Still we came here to walk as a team So I wore the wrong socks Got my foot stuck in the marsh I figured you knew a way through the stream I got some cool pictures Don’t forget to text me those few vintage I didn’t have time to give my phone a full charge What else is there to talk about We’re in the woods isn’t that where Bigfoot’s at You know they say he still runs at large I know I saw a cell tower Had to call my mom on the hour I can’t believe you left me behind! I’d be here till I’m old If it wasn’t for that dog For all that has happened I’ll whine, humph So where are we going next weekend?