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Best Humph Poems

Below are the all-time best Humph poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humph poems written by PoetrySoup members

Constipation hell worse than perdition
 Less than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem 
   explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a...

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Categories: humph, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict, grave, pain,
Form: I do not know?

Full Figured Woman
I am a full figured woman
inside and out
Embracing my shape
as each curve tells her own story

My head you no longer enter
my heart you can not...

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Categories: humph, freedom, inspirational, life, love,
Form: Kyrielle
Le Bucket List
                 Ah, Paris, is still calling me, as a...

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Categories: humph, dream, travel, old, old, , romantic
Form: Shape
Premium Member Eggs-acting revenge part 2
Shh-aaah....shh-aah, Oh how never ending is the sea..' I thought  I  should come down here
Maybe it will help my insight into this terrible...

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Categories: humph, anti bullying,
Form: Narrative
The Ruination of Eli
"Come closer, you kids, let me tell you a story:
now you all see that there morning glory? Well
that was the blue of this little boy's...

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Categories: humph, children, lifebeauty, voice, beauty, hair, voice,
Form: Narrative

What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write About
Hmm...What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write About...

Today (a rather brisk, chilly,
and otherwise sat
tiss factory twirly delightful
December 18th, 2018) matte
her of fact quite
refreshing noontime, while...

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Categories: humph, abuse, allusion, america, analogy, destiny, history,
Form: Bio
' Which Is Allegorical and Which Is Real (Radical) ? ... '
The Bible Itself, Explains Itself   (2 Pet. 1: 20)
Explains It Better, Than Anyone Else
Once, It’s Taken Off The Shelf
& Explore Complete Message Left


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Categories: humph, devotion, faith, family, history, hope, inspirational,
Form: Light Verse
Playing favorites
In bed with the enemy.
Body language
speaks volumes.
you meander over
"eeny meenie jipsaleenie"
to the one you
love the best.
Plop down,

"ooh ahh ambaleenie"
got chosen
"Atchie patchie goom a ratchi"

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Categories: humph, emotions, political,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Doctor Jones
That mean Doctor Jones
I'd say, for a fact, he has an ornery streak!

He makes me bend,....and then from behind he sneaks!
No warning at all....with his...

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Categories: humph, caregiving, funny
Form: Rhyme
The Sprout family venture forth
Ignatius Sprout pushed himself to the surface

As he was the foremost elected leader

Followers, Bamber, Gottre, Bovis and Night

were all reluctant to escape their prison

None could...

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Categories: humph, moving on, spring,
Form: Free verse
Barber Shop Talk
Hey, what's up Pete? Same old stuff eh?

Alright, lemme swivel this chair around 'n you climb up here. Bout time you come in .You 

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Categories: humph, friendship, loveme, old, me, old,
Form: Narrative
a regret of a thought
While I sat at a sofa
In the living room
I looked everywhere
No one was there
My parents sleeping, my sister sick 
And I am waiting for the...

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Categories: humph, lifesister, me, sister,
Form: Free verse
constipation hell worse than perdition
less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem 
   explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a...

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Concrete
The Best of Jazz
He hit the downbeat, found the blues,
Not to mention having no clues.
The jazz man could improvise and drag,
'Bad Penny Blues' an infamous rag. 

Slurring between...

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Categories: humph, dedication, funny, music,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Egocentric Dragon
Dragon polished his nails and admired himself in the mirror once again; a daily ritual getting so old.  The one lousy hair on his...

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Categories: humph, animal, cute, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse
Upon Discovering A Wishbone
Upon Discovering A Wishbone...
(to late for Hanukkah)

I attach very
little value, nee doubt
to farfetched linkedin
phenomena brought about
when breaking off

the larger section
of a wishbone,
sans effortless knockout,
my dominant...

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Categories: humph, allah, angel, faith, irony, magic, self,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Baneful Brickbats Begat Grievous Barrier
Traces of the masterful
impregnable prepubescent wall
still extant scads of decades since
complex edifice erected to force tall
permanently leaving me unmoored,
marooned, and furloughed ready for pall
bearers to...

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Categories: humph, analogy, discrimination, heartbreak, image, irony, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Roses and their Colours
Rosy red rose
Bedded in their Rosy red bed
With the other Rosy roses
And their Rosy red heads
All these Rosy red roses
With their Rosy red petals

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Categories: humph, funny, naturered, blue, blue, red,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oddest Teacher Mr Beecher
The craziest creature 
Straight out of a feature
Was named Mr. Beecher.

Foaming came from his mouth.
And his dribbling went south.
Also he lisped like a gigantic louse.


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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Bring back the horse and buggy
Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, perhaps donate
major organ and/or entire body


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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Sacrosanct Divisions
She made the sign of the cross as she passed the park by the cathedral,
His Baptist legs stopped dead on its tracks killing his amorous...

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Categories: humph, emotions,
Form: Narrative