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Constipation Hell Worse Than Perdition
Less than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem 
   explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,...

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Categories: humph, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Our Fifth Season
During the bloom of youth, in the spring of vitality,
Everything is sparkling and has a fresh, real quality. 
Summer is the season of growth and rebirth...

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humph, appreciation, beauty, seasons,
Form: Rhyme
Full Figured Woman
I am a full figured woman
inside and out
Embracing my shape
as each curve tells her own story

My head you no longer enter
my heart you can not...

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Categories: humph, freedom, inspirational, life, love,
Form: Kyrielle
Premium Member Le Bucket List
Ah, Paris, is still calling me, as a romantic lover that has been the 
          ...

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Categories: humph, dream, travel, old, old,
Form: Shape
Premium Member Eggs-Acting Revenge Part 2
Shh-aaah....shh-aah, Oh how never ending is the sea..' I thought  I  should come down here
Maybe it will help my insight into this terrible...

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Categories: humph, anti bullying,
Form: Narrative



What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write About
Hmm...What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write About...

Today (a rather brisk, chilly,
and otherwise sat
tiss factory twirly delightful
December 18th, 2018) matte
her of fact quite
refreshing noontime, while...

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Categories: humph, abuse, allusion, america, analogy,
Form: Bio
The Worst Hiking Buddy
You’re the world’s worst hiking buddy
How did we end up so muddy
Not even sure we can scrub it!

How would I know
Can’t stick my hand in...

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Categories: humph, friendship, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form: Rhyme
The Ruination of Eli
"Come closer, you kids, let me tell you a story:
now you all see that there morning glory? Well
that was the blue of this little boy's...

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Categories: humph, children, lifebeauty, voice, beauty,
Form: Narrative
' Which Is Allegorical and Which Is Real (Radical) ? ... '
The Bible Itself, Explains Itself   (2 Pet. 1: 20)
Explains It Better, Than Anyone Else
Once, It’s Taken Off The Shelf
& Explore Complete Message Left

The...

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Categories: humph, devotion, faith, family, history,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Playing Favorites
Playing favorites
In bed with the enemy.
Body language
speaks volumes.
you meander over
like...
"eeny meenie jipsaleenie"
to the one you
love the best.
Plop down,
like...

"ooh ahh ambaleenie"
somebody
just
got chosen
like...
"Atchie patchie goom a ratchi"
I...

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Categories: humph, emotions, political,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Sprout Family Venture Forth
Ignatius Sprout pushed himself to the surface

As he was the foremost elected leader

Followers, Bamber, Gottre, Bovis and Night

were all reluctant to escape their prison

None could...

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Categories: humph, moving on, spring,
Form: Free verse
Barber Shop Talk
Hey, what's up Pete? Same old stuff eh?

Alright, lemme swivel this chair around 'n you climb up here. Bout time you come in .You 
lookin'...

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Categories: humph, friendship, loveme, old, me,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Egocentric Dragon
Dragon polished his nails and admired himself in the mirror once again; a daily ritual getting so old.  The one lousy hair on his...

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Categories: humph, animal, cute, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perdition
less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem 
   explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a...

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Categories: humph, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Concrete
The Best of Jazz
He hit the downbeat, found the blues,
Not to mention having no clues.
The jazz man could improvise and drag,
'Bad Penny Blues' an infamous rag. 

Slurring between...

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Categories: humph, dedication, funny, music,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs