Long Humph Poems
Long Humph Poems. Below are the most popular long Humph by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Humph poems by poem length and keyword.
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's BoudoirBedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir
Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef,
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut,
Russian dressing between slices
of rye bread that is grilled
until the bread...
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Categories:
humph, adventure, angel, anxiety, appreciation, beautiful, desire, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song ReduxProlonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
humph, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Eggs-Acting Revenge Part 2Shh-aaah....shh-aah, Oh how never ending is the sea..' I thought I should come down here
Maybe it will help my insight into this terrible event??...Oh I don't know..' you just can't
work things/people out...
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Categories:
humph, anti bullying,
Form:
Narrative
Baneful Brickbats Begat Grievous BarrierBaneful brickbats begat grievous barrier
Tell tale indelible woe y'all
privy to learn yours truly harbors
traces of the masterful
impregnable prepubescent wall
still extant scads of decades since
complex edifice erected to force tall
adolescence - permanently leaving me,
(a poor...
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Categories:
humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
' Which Is Allegorical and Which Is Real (Radical) ? ... 'The Bible Itself, Explains Itself (2 Pet. 1: 20)
Explains It Better, Than Anyone Else
Once, It’s Taken Off The Shelf
& Explore Complete Message Left
The Bible Tells, Which Words Are Allegorical ...
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Categories:
humph, devotion, faith, family, history, hope, inspirational, introspection,
Form:
Light Verse
Barber Shop TalkHey, what's up Pete? Same old stuff eh?
Alright, lemme swivel this chair around 'n you climb up here. Bout time you come in .You
lookin' even worse than usual!
Whatzat? Yeah well I look...
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Categories:
humph, friendship, loveme, old, me, old,
Form:
Narrative
Egocentric DragonDragon polished his nails and admired himself in the mirror once again; a daily ritual getting so old. The one lousy hair on his chin, protruding from a small wart which he called a,...
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Categories:
humph, animal, cute, fun, funny, giggle, humor, myth,
Form:
Free verse
Bring Back the Horse and BuggyAutomobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, perhaps donate
major organ and/or entire body
to ease vehicular qualms
aha... methinks the missus could pose
as ventriloquist after...
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Categories:
humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write AboutHmm...What Discursive Poetic Theme Shall I Write About...
Today (a rather brisk, chilly,
and otherwise sat
tiss factory twirly delightful
December 18th, 2018) matte
her of fact quite
refreshing noontime, while this fat
tend plot of Earthen surveyed terrain
situated over scat
herd modest...
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Categories:
humph, abuse, allusion, america, analogy, destiny, history, imagination,
Form:
Bio
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition
At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly
felt he would die
an undertaking malaise
found me experiencing physical...
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Categories:
humph, angst, anxiety, body, destiny, father, grave, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress Iz Boudoir Post Number OneBedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir
(Nsync with variations on a theme:
various and sundry
pseudo lurid fictitious escapades)
mostly I did merrily wet
whet madness aye ever did dream.)
The missus personal trappings
strewn helter skelter
every perilous step fraught
with danger...
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Categories:
humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
The Ruination of Eli"Come closer, you kids, let me tell you a story:
now you all see that there morning glory? Well
that was the blue of this little boy's eyes, born
right in this village; they named him Eli."
"Those eyes...
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Categories:
humph, children, lifebeauty, voice, beauty, hair, voice,
Form:
Narrative
Le Bucket ListAh, Paris, is still calling me, as a romantic lover that has been the
background of my dreams....
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Categories:
humph, dream, travel, old, old, , romantic love,
Form:
Shape
Our Fifth SeasonDuring the bloom of youth, in the spring of vitality,
Everything is sparkling and has a fresh, real quality.
Summer is the season of growth and rebirth in life,
Every day brings fresh dreams of conquering strife.
In the...
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Categories:
humph, appreciation, beauty, seasons,
Form:
Rhyme
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perditionless than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement wherein waste unable...
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Categories:
humph, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Concrete
Constipation Hell Worse Than PerditionLess than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement wherein waste unable to...
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Categories:
humph, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict, grave, pain, self,
Form:
I do not know?
Baneful Brickbats Begat Grievous BarrierTraces of the masterful
impregnable prepubescent wall
still extant scads of decades since
complex edifice erected to force tall
permanently leaving me unmoored,
marooned, and furloughed ready for pall
bearers to spill soil upon my
then emaciated stick figure overall,
an unlovely bag...
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Categories:
humph, analogy, discrimination, heartbreak, image, irony, metaphor, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
The Sprout Family Venture ForthIgnatius Sprout pushed himself to the surface
As he was the foremost elected leader
Followers, Bamber, Gottre, Bovis and Night
were all reluctant to escape their prison
None could remember how or why they were trapped
Bamber's head popped out,...
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Categories:
humph, moving on, spring,
Form:
Free verse
Upon Discovering a WishboneUpon Discovering A Wishbone...
(to late for Hanukkah)
I attach very
little value, nee doubt
to farfetched linkedin
phenomena brought about
when breaking off
the larger section
of a wishbone,
sans effortless knockout,
my dominant hand
did hold out,
while yours truly pretended
to freak out
with a playful
twist...
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Categories:
humph, allah, angel, faith, irony, magic, self, wisdom,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Full Figured WomanI am a full figured woman
inside and out
Embracing my shape
as each curve tells her own story
My head you no longer enter
my heart you can not break
now you mad I no longer give,
SO...."ha ha" now you...
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Categories:
humph, freedom, inspirational, life, love,
Form:
Kyrielle
A Regret of a ThoughtWhile I sat at a sofa
In the living room
I looked everywhere
No one was there
My parents sleeping, my sister sick
And I am waiting for the bus
Suddenly the made called for me:
The bus louzana
So I carried...
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Categories:
humph, lifesister, me, sister,
Form:
Free verse
The Worst Hiking BuddyYou’re the world’s worst hiking buddy
How did we end up so muddy
Not even sure we can scrub it!
How would I know
Can’t stick my hand in that hole
I thought you had the first aid kit
Yea I...
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Categories:
humph, friendship, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Ho Hum, the Doldrums
Ho hum, the doldrums:
I twiddle my thumbs
and scratch my bum.
I bumble ‘round,
and when I’m done,
I murmur, mumble, humph and hum.
Ding-dong, the same old song:
I bang my drum
and clang my gong;
I even brought
my bell along.
Tinkle, ting,...
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Categories:
humph, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Sacrosanct DivisionsShe made the sign of the cross as she passed the park by the cathedral,
His Baptist legs stopped dead on its tracks killing his amorous rush,
His ‘whatever voice’ said, “choose your churchified kind”
The Presbyterian friend...
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Categories:
humph, emotions,
Form:
Narrative
Playing FavoritesPlaying favorites
In bed with the enemy.
Body language
speaks volumes.
you meander over
like...
"eeny meenie jipsaleenie"
to the one you
love the best.
Plop down,
like...
"ooh ahh ambaleenie"
somebody
just
got chosen
like...
"Atchie patchie goom a ratchi"
I Love You!
All the top choices
feel dejected.
Just knew;
That this person
would have...
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Categories:
humph, emotions, political,
Form:
Dramatic Verse