Oddest Teacher Mr Beecher

The craziest creature Straight out of a feature Was named Mr. Beecher. Foaming came from his mouth. And his dribbling went south. Also he lisped like a gigantic louse. He became our art teacher. This creature named Beecher. Bulbous nose his best feature. On our papers he would sneeze. After a “humph” and a wheeze. He was a snotty old tease. We planned and we plotted. Our ink we all blotted. To prove he was dotted. They took him away. To a funny farm to stay. It was a Tuesday. Art therapy at five! Beecher was truly alive! Funny farm was his jive!