Spring Humorous Poems

My Love, Honeybunch

Your skin glows like the plum, blossoms worker as the sunflower in the purest hope of spring.
My yearning heart rises to your bass...

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Spring is sprawling
out there somewhere
in a Bikini on a Beach
drinking Beer
toes in the sand
glass in hand
while snowflakes are falling
and winter's still here
then when good old
sunny...

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Long after midnight
in late December
woke one night in total fright
as where I was did not remember
but more importantly
couldn't see
the forest for the trees
and did not...

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there was a young cat named Dom
who every spring chased the queens with aplomb
one day he was taken to the vet
and lost his best asset
and...

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VINGLI Red Bank the creeks of spring waters.
"Slurp" he cups both hands to drink.
"What a beautiful place here behind these
 perfectly aligned pecan trees." A...

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...For two weeks Lester worked that pyrite vein,
and every day a brand new dollar came,
at the end he hug dug out two cart’s worth,
said Higgs,...

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I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under...

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Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...

as his stronghold diminishes.

Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to reveal...

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We went once, then thrice again,
Pushed through struggles all in vain.
A mountain of trust came crashing down,
By jealousy small, it wore the crown.

We went once,...

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I took a visit inside my brain today
To check what was happening
It has been a little sluggish of late
Like a cloudy day not a clear...

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You shouldn’t ‘ve said that, bite your tongue
You said I look old, but you know I’m still young
If ever a wiz a wiz there is...

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I’ve just invented something that I think you will applaud
I cannot tell you what it does or even what it’s called
I made it out of...

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I lost my hair and I lost my pep 

That's why I lost the spring in my step 

But I couldn't go on

When my manhood...

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The thick numerous shoots of grass have come out,
no more snow shovels til late autumn comes about.
I hear the robins chirp as they tend their...

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The communists are coming
The democrats are crying
And the republicans are lying
This is May Day
Please don’t run away
The birds are coming
The deer are running
And the squirrels...

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