Prayer Humorous Poems
These Prayer Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Prayer. These are the best examples of Humorous Prayer poems written by international poets.
How to pick Dragon FruitSnatch it from the dragon's lair
while he's sleeping, shh, beware
(or you'll get caught in his stare)
eat some, share some, if you dare
(preserve rest in fridgidaire)
if...
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humorous, animal, childhood, fire, fruit,
All hail The Silver Skins (with nudity optional)
Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise.
I don't object to...
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humorous, columbus day, community, earth
April fools day ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery aboundsApril fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds
Written/updated since last year
unlike any other
when out of this world
outlandish accouterments
people did wear
hermetically sealed
of even...
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humorous, appreciation, april, day, easter,
BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...
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humorous, child, friend, heaven, love,
P G
Pretty gardens, peaceful grounds praying gratefully.
...
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humorous, flower, garden, love, peace,
Cupid and the Saint
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
Cupid answered, “So what?
Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...
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cute, funny, holiday, humorous,
PoetryThe heart is a language
of feelings, the mind a
language of wordy debate
let my heart transgress
always lead my poetic fate --
let the spaces between
suggest...
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emotions, feelings, humorous, poetry,
MistletoeAnd what is in a bland
year
that a great moment
could not obliterate…
the value of a lifetime
without a season of proximity
shared…?
as one thimble of seawater
passed...
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christmas, holiday, humorous, inspirational,
Desert DareSand, sand, everywhere
in my ears and in my hair
As I breathe this desert air
I’m growling like a grizzly bear
I need to slump into a chair
And...
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humorous,
Tonight
Tonight as I gazed out my window,
I saw a shiny bright star on a velvet sky.
I wondered if it hung over...
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humorous, night, peace, prayer, sky,
Nameless"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet
She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...
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humorous, baby, happy, mom, parents,
October's StoryThe shaking of the big old trees,
Pretty colors in the cool breeze
Falling leaves coming around me,
In October I love to see.
From the oven hot apple...
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humorous, color, cool, fruit, love,
From Up ThereI saw a boy with hands closed in prayer
Beside him his mother cried in despair
Can I assist asked I
She looked up to the sky
“Ask glue...
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humorous,
The Joy of Watching AnimalsThis true story must be told, ...
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humorous, dog, fun, prayer, smile,
GodDoes God have more than one name,
in the bible many names can be found.
In Exodus Moses said,
"The LORD Is My Banner."
Jehovah Shalom,
"The LORD our Peace."
Then...
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humorous, bible, faith, god, heaven,