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Prayer Humorous Poems

These Prayer Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Prayer. These are the best examples of Humorous Prayer poems written by international poets.


Premium Member How to pick Dragon Fruit
Snatch it from the dragon's lair
while he's sleeping, shh, beware
(or you'll get caught in his stare)
eat some, share some, if you dare
(preserve rest in fridgidaire)
if...

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Categories: humorous, animal, childhood, fire, fruit,



All hail The Silver Skins
 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: humorous, columbus day, community, earth

April fools day ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds
April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Written/updated since last year
unlike any other 
when out of this world
outlandish accouterments
people did wear
hermetically sealed
of even...

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Categories: humorous, appreciation, april, day, easter,

Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...

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Categories: humorous, child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member P G
Pretty gardens, peaceful grounds praying gratefully.  

...

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Categories: humorous, flower, garden, love, peace,



Premium Member Cupid and the Saint
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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Categories: cute, funny, holiday, humorous,

Premium Member Poetry
The heart is a language
of feelings, the mind a 
language of wordy debate

let my heart transgress
always lead my poetic fate -- 

let the spaces between
suggest...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: emotions, feelings, humorous, poetry,

Premium Member Mistletoe
And what is in a bland 
year
that a great moment 
could not obliterate…

the value of a lifetime
without a season of proximity
shared…?

as one thimble of seawater
passed...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, holiday, humorous, inspirational,

Premium Member Desert Dare
Sand, sand, everywhere
in my ears and in my hair
As I breathe this desert air
I’m growling like a grizzly bear

I need to slump into a chair
And...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Tonight
Tonight as I gazed out my window,  
I saw a shiny bright star on a velvet sky.  
I wondered if it hung over...

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Categories: humorous, night, peace, prayer, sky,

Premium Member Nameless
"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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Categories: humorous, baby, happy, mom, parents,

Premium Member October's Story
The shaking of the big old trees,
Pretty colors in the cool breeze
Falling leaves coming around me,
In October I love to see.


From the oven hot apple...

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Categories: humorous, color, cool, fruit, love,

Premium Member From Up There
I saw a boy with hands closed in prayer
Beside him his mother cried in despair
Can I assist asked I
She looked up to the sky
“Ask glue...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member The Joy of Watching Animals
This true story must be told,                                       ...

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Categories: humorous, dog, fun, prayer, smile,

Premium Member God
Does God have more than one name,
in the bible many names can be found.
In Exodus Moses said,
"The LORD Is My Banner."
Jehovah Shalom,
"The LORD our Peace."
Then...

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Categories: humorous, bible, faith, god, heaven,


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