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Dance Humorous Poems

These Dance Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Dance. These are the best examples of Humorous Dance poems written by international poets.

Confessions Of A Youngster, At Heart

I swore I’d never let myself get old
           That time and I would always be...

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Categories: humorous, age, how i feel,

Money, money - DoDo

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Categories: dance, humorous, money, song,

Century

If, into my future, I get a sudden chance to peep
I'd choose my ninety-fourth birthday hoping am still alive;
My mother left us at that ripe...

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Categories: humorous, age, desire, fantasy, future,

Skeletons In The Closet

Skeletons In The Closet

The stoners are in the closet
And the skeletons are on the bed.
Wait! reverse that…
The skeletons are in the closet
And the stoners are...

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Categories: humorous, cat, dance, fantasy, fun,

Guess Who

Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became  his wife.

 
Her...

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Categories: humorous, child, color, dance, family,

Not Above The Law

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Categories: humorous, political,

The Sequin Queen

There is a girl known as twinkle toes 
Who is dancing wherever she goes
She’s the sequin queen 
Shines like a sunbeam 
Such a shame the...

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Categories: dance, humorous,

Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now

I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day...

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Categories: humorous,

Wonderment at existence

Wonderment at existence ™

With my scrunched 
and bushy furrowed brow
I often ponder 
the precise circumstances 
that any thing to be born
tracing back lineage of self...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, animal, atheist, celebration,

Rum n Raisin 15 - World Wide Web

If you’re a human, a word of advice
Don’t leave computers with cats, rats or mice
If these share your home but you need to be gone
For...

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Categories: animal, cat, dog, humorous,

My Words VS The Judges

I write because I love to write,  
writing for a contest makes me think.  
My imagination and creativity come alive,  
as the...

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Categories: humorous, poems, poets, words, writing,

Argh, I never got muffin top before why now

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, age, angst, appreciation,

My obsession just to win, in Trump’s own words

My head is in a spin,
My obsession just to win,
I'm driven and I'm mad
All I smell is gushing blood.

I feel I'm in a surreal game
That...

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Categories: humorous, parody, political, prejudice,

Poetic Inhalation

As I read poetry,  
I love reading the amazing words.  
When breathing in,  
each word comes alive.  
When breathing out, ...

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Categories: humorous, dance, peace, poems, poetry,

Riddles

Riddles
Riddle me this Batman:
what is the middle of a fat man?
Is there anything clean
about a garbage can?
If two can dance
can Toucan Sam?
Is beige the same...

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Categories: humorous, 10th grade, deep, humor,