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Not Above The Law

                           Not above the law no more Donald Trump
                            Let's see you tap dance out of this slump                                                
                                     Fined for almost a billion
                                     Not even worth a million                               
                       Dance away while we high five and fist bump!
                      
                        In the poor house now, his money captured
                             Tarnished karma irreparably fractured                                
                                     Votes in spite his deceit
                                     We all know he'll defeat
                             Nikki is nominee if Trump's raptured!

                             Not above the law no more Donald Trump
                             We'll no longer be fooled, I'm no chump!
                                      Half a billion you'll pay
                                      This just isn't your day
                            No more bending down to kiss your rump!

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Valsa George March 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM Oh my..... ! This is the best series of limericks I have read in recent times. The picture goes so perfectly with your poem Anaya. Despite the villainy in him, he appeals to us as a clown. He has made huge bucks, so there isn't anything for him to worry about except his tarnished image. Thanks, Anaya for the hearty laugh you gave. No wonder you have bagged the trophy. Congratulations, sweet friend! I Am Anaya March 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM haha, thank you Valsa, delighted to have made you laugh! Hugs

David Kavanagh February 28, 2024 at 3:08 AM Say that’s a nice trophy! Sorry Anaya, only seeing this winner now, you have done a great job knocking the Trumpster down a few hundred million dollars lol! It’s certainly not a drop in the ocean for him, high stakes are at play for all of us this year, a full of humour dark and true, triptych of Limericks, and I’m delighted you never sold yourself out to the witness, he’s just a distraction nothing else, that tries to stymie our creativity, always be yourself and nobody else’s puppet! congratulations! Cheers David I Am Anaya February 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM That's a shame you were blocked. We're all just trying to work things out. Ironically, I must say that my sister is JW and she witnesses to me kindly, and I love my sis. :) David Kavanagh February 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM Ha ha, that’s a cracking joke! I’m all witnessed out now, blocked again another real joke, take care! I Am Anaya February 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM Q: Why aren't there any Italian Witnesses? A: Cuz Italians don't want no witnesses! lol. just like we don't want to be sheep & subject to mind control, it's how cult leaders are made. Cult docu's are trending. It's why I tend toward politics & keep abreast of current events. Thanks David! Champagne Cheers I share for my first trophy win!

Karen Jones February 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM I thought it was brilliantly executed and very funny! Sorry I just read your question and am back to wish you belated congratulations on a top win! I Am Anaya February 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM Thank you Karen, if you laughed then I'm happy!

Robert Gorelick February 20, 2024 at 1:23 PM I just composed a tribute in like vain. Congratulations on your trophy win, Anaya! Well-deserved honor for you and our former president. I enjoyed the roast, Robert I Am Anaya February 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM I'm working on an add on. Thank you R.G.!

Suzette Richards February 19, 2024 at 8:52 PM Anaya, you aced it with this Limerick string lol!!! And the memes on social media regarding those gold sneakers, are a scream (I suppose you've seen them). Congratulations on your trophy win. I Am Anaya February 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM Glad you enjoyed, Susette. I trimmed it down. To him, maga swag creates a form of attachment. hah. I did like the clown shoes! Thank you.

Susan Ashley February 19, 2024 at 6:26 PM Dear Anaya, your limerick is fun and fantastic! Wonderful rhymes and a great graphic :) Congratulations for your trophy win with this witty string of lims. Warmest wishes my friend.. ~Susan Susan Ashley February 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM I'm so happy for you, Anaya. Your trophy win is well-deserved my friend! I'm still chuckling.. I Am Anaya February 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM Thank you, Susan it was quite a surprise to me, and it feels great! A trophy at last ;) cheers, Anaya

Speaks Volumes February 19, 2024 at 3:42 PM Super Congrats ! Tom made a great choice and you created wonderful Limericks my friend. I Am Anaya February 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM Aha, I'm beside myself with gratitude. Im pleased by this most august honor. Thanks Wen!

Victor Buhagiar February 18, 2024 at 8:07 AM Quite a fun limerick. Wonder if he will be condemned to prison. I Am Anaya February 18, 2024 at 9:55 AM Never say never, already so many surprises, I thought it was the end of the world when they gave him the fraud conviction! ha His first criminal trial begins March 25th. Stay tunned, Victor.

Speaks Volumes February 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM It will be funny long enough for the contest to be judged Anaya, and well worth a win. I personally don't think it will be funny when he gets elected president and decided the tax payers should pay to appeal the decision and if he loses that he decides tax payers she should fit the bill to pay it off. :( I Am Anaya February 18, 2024 at 9:46 AM He is selling $399. pair golden high tops. "Gold & strong just like Trump" is his slogan. Maga hats for $50 bucks! You are probably right, RNC his own personal committee, with his own daughter -n-law in charge, admits all the donations are going to Trump, zinger is it's not supposed to be a one-man committee. He's not allowed to do business in NY for 3years, haha I just mailed my ballot!!!!

Silent One February 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM Great choice for the contest.. this man is real fool, but looks like he will come into power again.... Best of luck.. I Am Anaya February 17, 2024 at 10:18 AM I thought it must be the end of the world, when fraud verdict came in! Fist bump!

Karen Jones February 16, 2024 at 9:59 PM Love it the content and rhyme! I Am Anaya February 26, 2024 at 11:47 AM :) Karen Jones February 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM Well I just saw this and yes it is funny! Belated congratulations on you top win! I Am Anaya February 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM Thank you, Karen! Was it funny?