Hubba hubba Honeys
went on a cruise.
Hubbba hubba Honeys
got all the moves.
Hubba hubba Honey
Who was I to refuse.
And the whole Damn scandal
Made the headline news. OOOOWW.
Hubba hubba Honeys
give mere a rush.
And when were together
We get that crush.
Hubba hubba Honeys
Are the sweetest stuff.
Because I'd rather be lucky
than to call it love. OOOOWW
So ridiculous.
Categories:
hubba, humor,
Form: Free verse
It was the exam of all exams to test the mind....The Soul....Phyiscal agility...Years of Coordination, and Comprehension Skills.... I went for a walk and the pool had a leak I happen to go ito the store and found a New Hubba Bubba Brand..... I looked at it before I chewed and saw that it had a new sugar wax on the side ... I looked at my pool and thought to myself with a pool full of water and 2 ft deep.... What do I do but make an imprint too... It was a centimeter round and had to go just right... I aimed correctly with everything I could see in sight.... Hand in the air and visualizing my aim.... I thought of a cue ball and racked balls ... It only took a few seconds .... if that at all .... I made it perfect right in the hole ... Took my index finger and smoothed the surface.... With a perfect seal I complimented myself was this this the final exam??? An Eight Ball in the Side pocket and now I am an ace...
Categories:
hubba, anxiety, work,
Form: Free verse
Today i bought myself a present
A Bell,
A Bell
To wear around my neck
To remind me to ring yours
Like you ring mine
Ring,
Ring
Wink,
Wink
Hubba,
Hubba
If you know what i mean
Bump into you later Tinkerbell
Love Big Ben
Categories:
hubba, cute love, funny love,
Form: Free verse
"he didn't do a good job!"
"He wasn't prepared!"
" He got lucky that night"
" He was caught off guard"
" What we thought we were seeing wasn't
what was meant to be!"
" tHE RULES FAVORED A SITUATION LIKE THIS!"
" HUBBA BUBBA RAH-RAH!"
"HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO RETAIN THE TITLE"
" SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALMOST NEVER!"
" HE'S A STRUB, A PRELIMINARY BUM, JUST A JOBBER!"
" WHAT THE (f$#*)!"
" wE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION"
" HE WENT FROM ZERO AND 61 TO BEING EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE!"
" WHAT THE F$C* IS (........bOOP...) GIONNA SAY ABOUT THIS!"
" WE WERE LIVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "
" IF YOU THINK YOU SAW THAT WELL THAT NEVER HAPPENED@!"
OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO THE RING"
" RESTART THE MATCH( DING-DING)
WHOOMP, WHOOMP WHOOP!
ONE...TWO..THREE!..IT'S OFFICAIL, WE HAVE A NEW WORLDS CHAMPION!
Categories:
hubba, betrayal, environment, humanity, music,
Form: Classicism
Blue is the color of the sky and the sea on a sunny day
Blue skies are skies that are ripe for sailors and for sailing, and
we all wonder what's at the bottom of the beautiful 'deep, blue sea'
Blue is the color of the 'blues,' a uniquely American musical style
one that originated in the context of a hard-scrabble existence
be it in the coal mines of Appalachia, the cotton fields of the South
or the concrete jungle ghettos of New York City and Chicago
This blue has even sneaked into our holidays: Elvis had a 'blue, blue
blue Christmas' -- hubba, hubba; and it is the color in one of the lines
of perhaps the most often recited, well-known American poem ever:
'Roses are red / Violets are blue...' even though they're usually purple
All of which begs the question: Which blue is true? Is it
positive or negative? Is it the beautiful sky and sea blue
or is it the blue of no job and no hope? Perhaps the answer
is that it's both, as Richard Farina once put it so succinctly:
'Been down (blue) so long that it looks like up (blue) to me'
January 05, 2019
Entry in "Blue" Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Craig Cornish
Categories:
hubba, beauty, blue, depression, perspective,
Form: Free verse
CANDY LAND FLIRT
Once upon a time
In the land of nursery rhymes
In the town of Candy Land
There is a boy named...Oh Henry!
He thought he was an almond joy
While on his mind, I mean mouth he's salivating for
Bit O Honey
there is another boy named Hubba Bubba
He licks girls then leaves them in trouble
In the town of Candy Land
All the Chiclets kick Ole Henry to the dirt
Twas a shame and embarrassment to Henry's mother Mrs. Butterworth
4/26/18
Copyright © 2018
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Contest Name:
END APRIL STANDARD CONTEST,ANY FORM OR NONE,ANY THEME,UP TO A MAX OF 20 Lines
Categories:
hubba, 4th grade, analogy, candy,
Form: Limerick
wabba ubba my cousin bubba
just playing and do some rubba dubba
hop in and join me in this bigga tubba
Obba kayba ready for my rubba
waita tilla the kids hear about our
new wabba ubba bubba clubba
hubba bubba fat albert my chubba
youa bringa youra little yellow subba
youra going to sink our tubba
with all that blubba
hey hey hey watch out whatcha saybba
old weird Harold will dubba on that rubba
while mushmouth and russell wait at the clubba
for dumb donald to finish that other tubba
Causea me lovesa all my chubbas
givin fat albert thosea nicea rubba dubbas
Tribute To Fat Albert
And
The Cosby Kids
Fat Albert Mushmouth Dumb Donald
Russell Weird Harold Bill Rudy Buck
Mudfoot The Brown Hornet Legal Eagle
Categories:
hubba, children, friendship, funny, imagination,
Form: Rhyme