Hoo Poems - Poems about Hoo

Oh Boo Hoo

Oh Boo Hoo

I'm Fairly Healthy
And Alive And
Retired (For Awhile Now.)

I Really Miss Hating
Mondays 
So Much.

(But I Still Know What It's Like.)

-Gray Squirrel

05-19-2025

Ragnella

Probably with the most evilest of laughs! 
89,000 gold nuclei per second.
Sounds medieval:knowledge and enquiry 
based on ancient findings. Findings learned from
Latin and Greek Natural Scientist.
Medieval scientific knowledge and enquiry 
precious metal gold was a dream of
 medieval alchemists.
Instead of focusing on fixing individual parts,
systemic thinking looks at how everything
 in a system is connected.
Have

yodel you hoo

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                   so sweet
                       eve
           

Haiku - Senryu - boo hoo

Said the Haiku
To the Senryu
Whooo are you 

The Senryu's reply
I am but a Haiku
that has learned to laugh and cry

Boo Hoo Deja Vu

Our foxy former president
who rallied the rioters and
then safely went,
is hoping that we all forget,
the January 6th Capitol attack
and the good judgement that he lacked,
and how he didn't have poor Mike Pense's back.
Trump was the president, our supreme boss but
still takes no responsibility for those lives now lost.
He's gearing up for 2024, with his big

A Hoo Haw Transplant

There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

Boo Hoo Lincoln

 Boo Hoo Lincoln
Miracle Man
7-4-2022

 Today Lincoln Riley might be missing O.U.,
for the ship he jumped to is going big time too.
His wish was to be a big fish in a small tank,
but in the big 10 he’ll walk the gang plank.

He showed his true character in the way he left,
taking players and coaches was

A Hoo Haa Transplant

There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

A Hoo Ha Transplant

There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

Jl Giant Poet U Hoo

The Giant's

Of the wonder class
With outstretched looking ears
And pierced whistleblowers lips

Never had a mother
To sew their name into
Their favorite clothes
Or a home with a wardrobe to hang them in

They were instead chosen to become
The dead poet's and tortured artist's
We recite today

By speaker's corner

At wakes and funerals
On cold and grey rainy days
Outside derelict building's
Who's roofs were

Boo-Hoo

Mummy ghost was trying to teach
Her baby to say boo
This frightened baby
As it did not know who
He was to say boo to
As there was nobody in sight
Saying boo was silly
And gave the Little Ghost a fright

Wha Hoo

Wha Hoo!

My grandmother was a quiet woman. 
She was not the kind, to go out often. 
A church picnic, and or a family gathering, 
All were just fine. 

Yet, her calm demure could be disturbed. 
Not easily mind you. 
It took just the right … event.

A board game. 
2 x 2 marbles and dice, 
played

Boo Hoo Politics

(Boo Hoo Politics was Written following the Brexit and Trump
votes as an observation and not a political declaration.
A few years out of date now but perhaps still fresh
Enough to share)


Boo Hoo Politics


What ever happened to fait acomplie?
Election refuted, result cannot be
Decision disputed, outcome denied
Because tis declared, victors had lied

Brexit decided, voters derided,
As one, campaigners, telling

Hoo-Ya, Hoo-Ya, Ziss Boom Bah

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
My doctor has given me a thumbs up
I'm good to go for another year
Let's see, how should I celebrate?
Perhaps I'll try going a day without my walker
Just kidding! I don't use a walker

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
Maybe I'll try dressing myself today
Last time I tried that, I wore checks with stripes
A

Hoo Noo

I met a girl in Cibecue
Who did not quite know what to do
Then down by the river
She turned Indian-giver
And I ended up with the flu

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