Short Hoo Poems
Short Hoo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hoo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hoo by length and keyword.
This must be limerick season
A contest may be the reason
Makes me happy
And a bit sappy
Anything less would be treason
Said the Haiku
To the Senryu
Whooo are you
The Senryu's reply
I am but a Haiku
that has learned to laugh and cry
the large crowd may boo you
the dead spirits may boo you
but the new boo boo
hurts the worst
when you're a child
boo hoo
boo hoo
I met a girl in Cibecue
Who did not quite know what to do
Then down by the river
She turned Indian-giver
And I ended up with the flu
There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
Oh Boo Hoo
I'm Fairly Healthy
And Alive And
Retired (For Awhile Now.)
I Really Miss Hating
Mondays
So Much.
(But I Still Know What It's Like.)
-Gray Squirrel
05-19-2025
There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
© Jack Ellison 2015
Mummy ghost was trying to teach
Her baby to say boo
This frightened baby
As it did not know who
He was to say boo to
As there was nobody in sight
Saying boo was silly
And gave the Little Ghost a fright
Do Not Boo Hoo
I live you so do not boo hoo
We are part of privileged few
God loved us from very start
Never have a change of heart
Prayers for us all you should do.
James Ambitious Religious Horn
Retired and Very Hopeful Veteran
Tears turned to smile as I sat still
As a wind of fresh breath blew
Those memories that rushed my mind
As Right out of the blue
He came upto me ,held my hand
And stared a moment two
And In the sleekest feeble voice
He said “ Mum I lub hoo”
The cursor blinks for the 254th time and I am still here,
sitting, letting my thoughts wander
to the left, what is left,
If there is anything left
to wonder about
And I realize that there is.
So much. Too much that I just have to smirk.
I am afraid that everything that will come out
would be sad, pitiful and wallowing.
Yet another boo-hoo poem.
It is nice to know that sometimes,
I do not disappoint myself.
Boo Hoo Lincoln
Miracle Man
7-4-2022
Today Lincoln Riley might be missing O.U.,
for the ship he jumped to is going big time too.
His wish was to be a big fish in a small tank,
but in the big 10 he’ll walk the gang plank.
He showed his true character in the way he left,
taking players and coaches was next to theft.
But everything has a payday or so they say,
I wonder if Southern Cal he will also betray?
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so sweet
eve
cantillating
softly she yodels
even softer
the salty wet
sliding netherward mine
cheek
i whistle
eve singz
close
ourn throats
mine roarz
hern purrz
*Sunday's testimony ;)
Our foxy former president
who rallied the rioters and
then safely went,
is hoping that we all forget,
the January 6th Capitol attack
and the good judgement that he lacked,
and how he didn't have poor Mike Pense's back.
Trump was the president, our supreme boss but
still takes no responsibility for those lives now lost.
He's gearing up for 2024, with his big pac monies
and hopes to score, holding rallies and stirring up his core,
with his same divisive message again once more..