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Best Hoo Poems

Below are the all-time best Hoo poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hoo poems written by PoetrySoup members


Boo Hoo Politics
(Boo Hoo Politics was Written following the Brexit and Trump
votes as an observation and not a political declaration.
A few years out of date now but...

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Categories: hoo, america, political, usa,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Love in the Silence of the Soul



As a young boy
Sitting in a pew
The winter darkness pressing down
Candlelight waves from hidden drafts
Shadows danced on the walls

I heard the words destined to me
“Be...

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Categories: hoo, death, love, sorrow,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Sundress Girl
Little Lulu, a cute little girl.
in her sundresses loved to just twirl.
Around she kept going,
pink underpants showing.
Her life would become one big “whirl.”

In grade school,...

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Categories: hoo, funny
Form: Limerick
Pink Tennis Shoes
PINK TENNIS SHOES

I mother always pride galore
 until the words from daughter abhor.

Her gentle heart and loving embrace
smashing to pieces. She fell from grace.

Her untied...

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Categories: hoo, daughter, family, motherdaughter, words, heart, daughter,
Form: Couplet
i'll slam this poem down your throat and you best be glad i'm giving you anything at all
i spit words much better than you
there is nothing at all that you can do
check out my spelling and my epic grammar
i'll smash your face...

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Categories: hoo, on writing and wordsme, me,
Form: Free verse



A Magic Adventure Of Peter The Pan--part II
Inside the Dishwasher everyone rushed!
Clinks, clanks, rattles, 'Ouches' and ' Ohs'!
"Would you pa--lease, settle down!" said Deb--They hushed.
"Now we can hear...let's just see how this...

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Categories: hoo, allegory, faith, family, fantasy, children, funny,
Form: Personification
Premium Member School boy lessons Erotic Humor
She said "I'll show you mine
if you're willing to show me yours."
I didn't waste a second
I promptly dropped my drawers!

I was rather embarrased
She looked and...

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Categories: hoo, desire, humorous, boy,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member MEMORIES OF TAMAQUA
Driving past our old home on Glenwood Avenue
Memories came to life from my childhood days
Going over the park, Mom. I'll be in before ten
Got a...

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Categories: childhood, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Christmas Song -Of Woe-
Who is knocking on my door tonight?
Debt collectors!  Those thugs that we'll ignore
Yuletide woes being sung by my spouse
While we've drawn the shades, and...

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Categories: hoo, christmas, funny, money, music,
Form: Lyric
Slams Destroyed Her Head
Slams Destroyed Her Head

She was slammed by slam poetry, boo hoo!
Some folks wondered about the hullabaloo.
When bombarded with dread,
Sad thoughts destroyed her head.
Now, she thinks...

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Categories: hoo, funny, happiness, health, life, loss
Form: Limerick
Premium Member HAPPILY MERRILY DIVORCED
                       --- BEFORE---

love...

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Categories: hoo, funny, love
Form: Haiku
Premium Member The Waltz of the Leaves
Elegant Goldie and handsome Leaf Red
Brushed one another, thus happened to meet
mid-air, where Goldie by Red then was led
In one-two-three, one-two-three, one-two-three beat.

Gliding and twirling,...

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Categories: hoo, nature, autumn,
Form: Quatrain
AMY WINEHOUSE-Should have went to rehab

They tried to make you go to Rehab...
you said...
                NO!
...

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Categories: hoo, death, dedication, depression, funeral, funny, inspirational,
Form: Light Verse
Robin Wears No Hood: not for any contest

There's an archer dressed in Lincoln green, a friend to those in need.
No thief is he who offers encouragement to people with kind deeds.

A jealous...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hoo, hero,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member I cannot stand poetic forms - for contest
I  cannot stand poetic forms
I like them less than winter storms
they force me into ancient norms
of rhyming words in angry swarms
for I was frightened...

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Categories: hoo, humor, poetry, writing,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Halloween Folly
I’m a stodgy old lady with suddenly too much time on her hands.
I was always too work worn to make big Halloween plans...

But as I...

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Categories: hoo, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, halloween, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Sorceress
Badabee bada boom

Cabaala vroom vroom

Up in the sky

I fly on my broom

Valleys and vales

Over dry hay bales

On wispy clouds

My twitchy broom sails

By the moonlight dim

Those...

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© Meghana S  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hoo, fantasy
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Make 'em Laugh
Health got you down?
  Blood pressure's up?
Can't sleep at night?
  Nothing left in your cup?

Hey! Take it easy!
  Kick back! Settle down!
You...

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Categories: hoo, health, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Don' Wanna Bee ‘Roun Ewe Noh Moh
Don’ wanna bee roun ewe noh moh.
Don’ wanna see da trajuhdee dats heded,
At yah doh.
Ewe wuz vary ahful tah mi,
God’s chile. Eye didden doyah nuttin.
’
Yah...

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Categories: caregiving, childhood, faith, inspirational, life, people,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Swamp Nightmare
Swamp Nightmare

Oh! me oh! my boo hoo!
Whatever shall we do
Now it’s going far too well
When it should be going to hell

The Economy is booming
No catastrophe...

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Categories: hoo, political,
Form: Rhyme
Warm Lavender For My Pillow
I jumped and kissed the moon, it blushed an
orange glow. I climbed a tree and plucked a
star, before the frost could show.
The Owl hoo! Hoo!...

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Categories: hoo, children
Form: I do not know?
Hey, Scott Pruitt
Hey, Scott Pruitt!*
We all knew it
Soon would come to this.

Rumors flew; it
Seemed you blew it.
Truth you would dismiss.

Anger’d brew; it
Looked like, “Screw it!”
Were the words...

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Categories: hoo, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Look What You are Teaching Them
"I saw some road kill on my way over," she said.
She had a horse laugh. "Just a dumb raccoon," she added.
I leapt over the sink...

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Categories: hoo, 11th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Water Skiing, Tribute to Maggie
~Water Skiing,Tribute to Maggie~

Ah, indeed a summer teenage delight!
My Cousin Maggie assured me, would 
make a water skier of me.
Ah, my young heart lost all...

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Categories: hoo, adventure, beach, girl, humorous, summer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member If You See Pledge You Had Better Run
Scrubbing Bubbles, Dreft, Life Buoy, and Shout.
Help me to get my greasy grimy out.
Irish Spring, Dove, Windex, Borax too,
I turn to them when I am...

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Categories: hoo, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme