Best Hoo Poems

(Boo Hoo Politics was Written following the Brexit and Trump
votes as an observation and not a political declaration.
A few years out of date now but perhaps still fresh
Enough to share)


Boo Hoo Politics


What ever happened to fait acomplie?
Election refuted, result cannot be
Decision disputed, outcome denied
Because tis...

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the large crowd may boo you
the dead spirits may boo you
but the new boo boo 
hurts the worst
when you're a child
boo hoo
boo hoo...

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Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
My doctor has given me a thumbs up
I'm good to go for another year
Let's see, how should I celebrate?
Perhaps I'll try going a day without my walker
Just kidding! I don't use a walker

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
Maybe I'll try dressing myself...

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There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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YOO HOO! IS ANYONE HOME!

Look up from your tablet ---

Neighboring trees
are tapping, ringing,
asking for sugar.

They just want to say:
“Howdy! Good Morning!”

They shake their leaves
with big wide grins.

Almost too much
to take in the a.m.!

And you notice,
like a childhood dream,
the whole wide world
is peeking in.
 
You throw...

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they say live and learn, well the water has fallen fountains have burst
have they not heard, could they not take the time to read, a world focused 
only on greed, for many if not all are concerned with these three me, myself, and I
you say...

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I met a girl in Cibecue
Who did not quite know what to do
Then down by the river
She turned Indian-giver
And I ended up with the flu...

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Aaabhi tho busy hoo bacho

  Time passes in memories 
  Fill colors in flower of my pain
  Forgot the taste of fruits
  She scare to be die if not able to complete my thirst 

  chopping of Onion leaves tear,
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The cursor blinks for the 254th time and I am still here,
sitting, letting my thoughts wander
to the left, what is left, 
If there is anything left
to wonder about

And    I realize that there is.
So much. Too much that I just have to smirk.

I...

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Ooky
Spooky



~One Footle contest by Judy Konos...

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This must be limerick season
A contest may be the reason
Makes me happy
And a bit sappy
Anything less would be treason...

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Everybody needs a good boo hoo
Every great once in a while
Everybody needs a good breakdown
So their frowns can turn back to smiles

Everybody needs a good boo hoo
No matter how strong they are
Because after you’ve had a good boo hoo
It is the greatest feeling by far.

Everybody...

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The Giant's

Of the wonder class
With outstretched looking ears
And pierced whistleblowers lips

Never had a mother
To sew their name into
Their favorite clothes
Or a home with a wardrobe to hang them in

They were instead chosen to become
The dead poet's and tortured artist's
We recite today

By speaker's corner

At wakes and...

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Do Not Boo Hoo

I live you so do not boo hoo
We are part of privileged few
God loved us from very start
Never have a change of heart
Prayers for us all you should do.

James Ambitious Religious Horn
Retired and Very Hopeful Veteran...

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Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
My doctor has given me a thumbs up
I'm good to go for another year
Let's see, how should I celebrate?
Perhaps I'll try going a day without my walker
Just kidding! I don't use a walker

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
Maybe I'll try dressing myself...

Continue reading...