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A Hoo Haw Transplant

There once was a dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

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Daniel Turner

Date: 4/26/2023 6:06:00 AM

can they do that? This is the jack I remember. ive always loved your limericks. have a wonderful day:)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2023 6:20:00 AM

No sooner said than done Sir Daniel!!! Memories...

Speaks Volumes

Date: 4/26/2023 5:45:00 AM

I laughed, I am sure Rico would have too Jack. Good one

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2023 5:59:00 AM

LOL A quick wee short limerick for a change!!! Fun eh! XOX

John Lawless

Date: 4/26/2023 5:17:00 AM

you mean he lost his "shrinkage linkage"

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2023 5:44:00 AM

Now don't get naughty John John! "shrinkage linkage" LOL Cheers my friend!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/26/2023 4:26:00 AM

Lol, what happened, did it snap off with the cold. Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2023 4:59:00 AM

It can happen! LOL Canada is a very cold! Need a replacement SOON!