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A Hoo Haw Transplant

There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2023

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April 26, 2023 at 6:06 AM

can they do that? This is the jack I remember. ive always loved your limericks. have a wonderful day:)

April 26, 2023 at 6:20 AM

No sooner said than done Sir Daniel!!! Memories...

April 26, 2023 at 5:45 AM

I laughed, I am sure Rico would have too Jack. Good one

April 26, 2023 at 5:59 AM

LOL A quick wee short limerick for a change!!! Fun eh! XOX

April 26, 2023 at 5:17 AM

you mean he lost his "shrinkage linkage"

April 26, 2023 at 5:44 AM

Now don't get naughty John John! "shrinkage linkage" LOL Cheers my friend!

April 26, 2023 at 4:26 AM

Lol, what happened, did it snap off with the cold. Tom

April 26, 2023 at 4:59 AM

It can happen! LOL Canada is a very cold! Need a replacement SOON!

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