Holy Cow Poems - Poems about Holy Cow

I went out hunting with my bow One day in late September It's hard to recall all my trips But this one I remember Sitting on the ground With my back against a tree I sat myself near a path Where I thought a deer might be It was early in the morning When I...

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Pray? But then, round and round and round.. Why can't it be done now, Perhaps hum the incantation sound And dance around the holy cow. A lot of stars in a constellation Perhaps one of them could bless a vow Perhaps you could avoid damnation If it's delegated to a holy sow. So place the flowers and ornaments Around the hooves of the...

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they would dice many a chive by management me from da dive apartments in hatfield in close proximity to the bloody sorry fate oof a von nee gutt thar slaughter house five. mine eyes saw gore and remained fixated orbital...

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There once was a chef named Lew who swore Samuel's words were true that Sacred cows make a great tasting steak and the best hamburgers too. Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Quote by Samuel Clemens (A.K.A. Mark Twain) (1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer. ...

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The world does believe in this mysterious creature To prove its existence, some into dangerous spots did even venture But hey, would you believe that falsely do I pretend If I told you that the Bigfoot does live close by, on my island! Yes, it does reside here It is even my wonderful peer Here, in the island of Mauritius An island...

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As an orange sun sets in the west Silhouetting the trees Flashes of orange and bright, bright white Sights eyes can not believe What were those flashes of orange And white so clean and bright Curiosity got my interest And covered all the fright As soon as next day's sun came up On a trek to explore In the woods and up the mountain This...

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pretending to be characters from who they truly are, this dangerous trade off...from insecure scars, who am i? unsatisfied with who God made them to be, to presume a role taken by their own fantasy, this trap is slowly perceived..as innocently filtered, wanting their own depiction of their heart and demeanor, this extreme that takes over their mind and their spirit, from...

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Living near the Lumni Indians In our own Puget Sound Is a family of humanoids. Few folks know they’re around. They come down from nearby mountains To escape the winter snow To where grass and game is available In the valleys down below. When the children should speak of them, Their Indian elders tell them, “Hush! They’re not safe around outsiders. You all know what...

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Holy Cow! How? Now? Holy cow! Tell me. How sacred art thou? Do the gods dwell in you? Or have they all said adieu? Angel wings might bring prestige. But money does upon greed besiege. In India cows walk the streets. While slaughterhouses harvest meats. Have vegetarians lost their way? Do they eat beef every day? “Eat-Steak” restaurants here and there – People...

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Write Now {4 sec} Holy Cow Entry For Matt Calir Write Now Contest...

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Life in the house is pretty easy these days, what with washers, vacuams, fridges, and microwaves. My poor old mum had none of those, just the old fashoined copper, and scrubbing board, to wash our clothes. No mains water, or power, so of course, there was no shower. Meat safe hanging in the tree outside, giant blowflies, committing suicide. Baking a cake...

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Life in the house is pretty easy these days, what with washers, vacuams, fridges, and microwaves. My poor old mum had none of those, just the old fashoined copper, and scrubbing board, to wash our clothes. No mains water, or power, so of course, there was no shower. Meat safe hanging in the tree outside, giant blowflies, committing suicide. Baking a cake...

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