Holy Cow

Pray? But then, round and round and round.. Why can't it be done now, Perhaps hum the incantation sound And dance around the holy cow. A lot of stars in a constellation Perhaps one of them could bless a vow Perhaps you could avoid damnation If it's delegated to a holy sow. So place the flowers and ornaments Around the hooves of the holy cow To be noticed of your moral torments, Sing, dance, by compunction do bow The least you can absolutely do: Be polite when your sins are under review. May the forest be rich for your office Perhaps hang a picture of the holy cow If luck favors the brave,then kiss the orifice, I'm damned because I don't know how! March 4, 2018