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Matthew Scott Harris may be

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he haint disputatious!

Though by far whether alive
or posthumously repurposed
into molecular bits or bytes
videlicet Malus domestica
courtesy Johnny Appleseed
whose real name John Chapman,
planted an estimated thousands
of apple trees
across the Midwestern United States
and primarily established
apple nurseries, not just single trees,
across large areas of wilderness;
while the

Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare

Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare...

Earlier this merry month of May
a goniff who possibly did gossip
about his/her surreptitious exploits
when he/she brazenly
accessed ATM machine
situated at 13 West Ridge Street
Lansford Pennsylvania 18232
pulled off outright theft
found him/herself
in possession of debit card
with Mastercard logo
(I deduce mail meant for us -
particularly the missus
got sent to

Twenty years elapsed since Harriet Harris, nee Kuritsky gave up the ghost May 5th, 2004

Twenty years elapsed since Harriet Harris, née Kuritsky gave up the ghost ~ May 5th, 2004

Often these days
the following genuine sentiment
Matthew Scott Harris
doth wish to share one son,
cuz twenty years after mother succumbed
courtesy of terminal illness
that ravaged her body.

I still reckon how yours truly
shrugged off proffering
tender loving care
within whose womb,
this sole prodigal son wannabe born,
thus

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish fellow born January 13th,1959
he attended school and got promoted
as a mediocre student,
who honestly nearly failed every grade
courtesy my nasty, short
and brutish doppelgänger,
who nixed, sabotaged, waylaid
me a little boy blue
(nothing but

How one twenty first century married mortal male me - Matthew Scott Harris

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...
found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name.

An enchantress and a minor goddess
in ancient Greek mythology and religion
depicted as living on the island of Aeaea
(pronounced "ee-EE-uh"),
the daughter of the sun god Helios
and the Oceanid nymph Perse
Circe renowned for

Symphony of Laughter

In muahahaha echo
Kamala laughing hyena takes flight
Ha ha ha, through day and night
Hehe whispers, secrets shared
In bahaha teehee, our hearts are bared

© daniel miltz

The Laughing Hyena

Kamala Harris, with laughter bright
Echoes through the house of white
Yet critics murmur, where's the deed
In jest, they claim, she plants no seed
A hysterical hyena's chuckle fills the air
While dreams of action dwindle bare

© daniel miltz

Harriet Harris nee Kuritsky

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her senior,
(where I ranked less than a twinkle in their eyes)
during the month of June 1955, 
not quite half a century later ~ May 4th, 2005
death severed the pledge she did troth 
linkedin wifely role, 
cuz against her will

Donald Trump is our 45 and our 47 United States President Q and A part one

Q:  Why did President Donald Trump win both the Electoral and the Popular Vote?

A:  He followed in the footsteps of President Ronald Reagan when he ran against
     his Democratic incumbent, President Jimmy Carter,"Are you better off now than
     you were four years ago?"  And

Kingdom Came

Kingdom comes and kingdom goes,
But crooks collect the entrails.
Taxes torn from each of those:
The we in us who fail.

This is not America,
Not yet nor any more,
As long as crooked crowns beguile,
Freedom's not but lore.

What will happen if Kamala Harris becomes our next USA's President Q and A Part three

Q:   Why does Iran favor a victory for Harris/Waltz?

A:   Because they know: that under her administration America, will end up most likely,
       furthering it's betrayal and it's desertion of Israel plus possibly our other allies as 
       well Kamala

What could happen if Kamala Harris becomes our next USA's President? Q and A Part Two

Q:  What could happen if Kamala Harris becomes our 50th president of the USA?

A:  Not in any particular order: Late term abortions at the 9th month of a female's
     pregnancy becoming a federal guarantee: killing new born's, who survived an
     abortion--up to at least 30

Basket of Deplorables

If in the basket of deplorables must I be,
To quote a term most used by sweetest Hilary,
Then let me state this best I can,
I'm voting for our country, not the man.

A country where race and gender aren't the bait,
But where everyone is open to debate,
United by a sense of common pride
Holding back divisions’ surging tide.

Where

What will happen if Kamala Harris gets elected USA's president Q an A part 2

Q:  What plan does Vice President Harris have in store for legal registered gun owners?

A:   She will send people right into their homes, with no advanced notice, and conduct
        illegal search and seizure in their private homes (even if they are securely locked
  

Woman President

Woman President

A dream come true, 
I was always told it was possible
A woman president

Could anyone have predicted it
Many women have run for equal rights
in the past, we’re here and now
It might as well be you
Worn down is your spontaneous laugh
reduced to a serious hum
Working hard to keep our country free
Gee—wiz already you have made history

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