Short Harris Poems

LOST !


(c) GLEN HARRIS...

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Kamala Harris
Flew off to Paris.
Cooking ware gaffes,
Nervously laughs.
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Obituary - Paleontologist George Harris 

His death revealed many skeletons in the cupboard...

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The Donald or Harris?
Washington, spare us -
like Bueller, dear Ferris,
let's take the day off......

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proud tree straight
shepherding the refraction of light
into wistful eyes  

Melinda Harris
June 2009...

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Ms. Kamala Harris
Not in the least embarrassed
   by prohibitive costs
   when private insurance is tossed...

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Kamala Harris,
Is sure to embarrass.
Vice-President is she,
When asked tough questions, giggles nervously....

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   Lately haven't heard from Kamala Harris so much as 'boo'

     ~ Party pros fear she'd word-salad that one too...

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Start it off by saying grace
Steak at it's finest
Marinated chipotle
Delicious to taste
Tender and juicy
Oh my God
Great!...

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won't you 
vote Cthulhu 

in twenty 
twenty four 

for four 
years 

of and
for the

Greater Evil
than the 

lesser
two?...

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Putin, Lavrov, Biden, Psaki
  Trump, McConnell, Harris, Pelosi

Zelensky's a fresher face, for now
  We'll get sick of him soon too, and how...

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Kamala Harris laughed outright
At Donald Trump flying his kite
For Trump's ding-a-ling
Was caught in the string
The only up Trump had all night...

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What buoys the Harris campaign?
Trump’s stench with an orange pee stain
While Walz is revered
J.D. seems too weird
And Kennedy has a wormed brain
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     Trump won, Harris lost
       Gobs of money, the election cost

     Polls wrong again, predictions tossed
       Revelers and grievers, both get sauced
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D-readed
A-ilment's
V-iral
I-nfection
D-oes

H-ide
A-s
R-abid
R-isk
I-s
S-topped

Topic: Birthday of poet David Harris (June 18) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Any state's electors 
  May now be defectors
A state may go for Trump
  But its electors can choose 'her'

A recipe for chaos, pure
  To be challenged in court, for sure...

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In muahahaha echo
Kamala laughing hyena takes flight
Ha ha ha, through day and night
Hehe whispers, secrets shared
In bahaha teehee, our hearts are bared

© daniel miltz...

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A V.P. named Ms. Kamala Harris
  Headed straight for the border of Paris
     First she spoke Espanol
     When eyes started to roll
  She switched to Deutsch, not-at-all embarrassed...

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   The problem with Kamala Harris
   Is she never dares us

      To reach deep down inside to find our better selves
      We're left to gather moss in the forest ~ random elves

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The old fool can't even spell 'embarrassed'
  Joe Biden really thinks he can scare us
    He claims he's the boss here
    Though his vision's not clear
  Threatens to send K Harris to Paris...

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There once lived a local chef named Harris
Claimed he trained at a school in Paris
            That he makes fine dishes
              Harris had grand wishes
He couldn't boil water; married an heiress...

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     Harris can’t run from her record, for sure
     Never admitted Biden's health was poor
       Not running ‘half-assed’
       She’s turned up the gas
     Insisting the southern border’s secure
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   Trump asked, ‘Ms. Harris, How ‘bout the next dance?’
   Ms. Harris agreed, as if in a trance
      Her feet were so light
      Trump swung her way right ~
   And then she begged him to live in the Manse!
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Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit
A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit
Swifties exude grand elation
So goes Swift, so goes the nation!
Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit...

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~ Limerick Form
                  Political Verse ~


Select leaders based on identities
Beware unprofessional entities
  Ms. Harris does not salute
  V.P. gives respect the boot
But Washington treats her with lenity...

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