Guffawed Poems - Poems about Guffawed

..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......Read the rest...

...I was sedate once, dainty, delicate, demure, girly and feminine. No you weren’t. Sure, remember that day I wore the pink flowered dress? And rolled in the mud with it? Yes, before I rolled in the ......Read the rest...

...What is her name? We asked those who lived on floor blue. Her name is Moo, and she is always wearing a flowered mumu. No someone argued; that cow’s name is Frank footer Sue. Why would that be? We ......Read the rest...

...A king went down to a rolling sea; declared to all: "so far my Kingdom this shall be". Time did pass, invaders trespassed then the invaded, invaded. Great was all conflict spread and after i......Read the rest...

...It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most Try their best to find a ja......Read the rest...

...There once lived a girl with a bonnet of straw her song was so bad yet they did not outlaw blame the song not the brain said the chap, quite insane at the Kalamazoo bar even whiskey ......Read the rest...

...Guest speaker was Mr Shaw-Twilley I guffawed, his surname’s so silly I slipped him a fiver To say my name’s Ivor It sounded like I’ve a Short willy N B Shaw-Twilley is a real surn......Read the rest...

...She was sixteen and dressed to the likings of fashion a beautiful loose top was her choice of today's passion as she mounted the bus she got stares from the guys and teasing looks, but none of ......Read the rest...

...Do you hear it…? Yes…The Mute..I mean The Blaring Mute… When she looks at the ancient mountains squealing of their esse The Chortled Mute… When her baby is tended and snuggled against her ch......Read the rest...

...Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?" Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed Then husband Jack guffawed Asked: "So what is it that smells......Read the rest...

...Sat to jot down limerick in log book Inept to find my pen carried miffed look Probed my mum who lay on bed She guffawed and slapped my head The clutched one tumbled from hair as I sho......Read the rest...

...Drop dead gorgeous dark eyed bus boy chased Peer assured status, focus of my fascination High fiving idol guffawed and elbowed adjacent Mates in droves, admirers in rows, dreamy Damon Enriche......Read the rest...

...The year was nineteen forty three back then crime was more then a mere slap on the knee Life in the mines was very good in fact so good that Bo got a gold tooth planted in his beautiful mo......Read the rest...

...We danced in the rain fleeing under our zincked roof only when the thunder roared like we stepped on its tail as the soles of our feet pattered on the earth Mother would make supper calling out......Read the rest...

...Are You listening, God? I'm not perfect; I'm flawed-- Spoke not the truth; 'twas all fraud. And did they applaud? Hah! They guffawed. Are You listening, Go......Read the rest...