Guffawed Poems - Poems about Guffawed

... Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks, you trying to give me a heart attack. For that much money, truth be told, that dog of yours had better crap gold. Then dad hemmed and hawed, grum......

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...Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad. I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad. Tickled him every hour from his tail to his giganti......

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..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......

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...I was sedate once, dainty, delicate, demure, girly and feminine. No you weren’t. Sure, remember that day I wore the pink flowered dress? And rolled in the mud with it? Yes, before I rolled in the ......

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...What is her name? We asked those who lived on floor blue. Her name is Moo, and she is always wearing a flowered mumu. No someone argued; that cow’s name is Frank footer Sue. Why would that be? We ......

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...A king went down to a rolling sea; declared to all: "so far my Kingdom this shall be". Time did pass, invaders trespassed then the invaded, invaded. Great was all conflict spread and after i......

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...It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most Try their best to find a ja......

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...There once lived a girl with a bonnet of straw her song was so bad yet they did not outlaw blame the song not the brain said the chap, quite insane at the Kalamazoo bar even whiskey ......

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...Guest speaker was Mr Shaw-Twilley I guffawed, his surname’s so silly I slipped him a fiver To say my name’s Ivor It sounded like I’ve a Short willy N B Shaw-Twilley is a real surn......

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...She was sixteen and dressed to the likings of fashion a beautiful loose top was her choice of today's passion as she mounted the bus she got stares from the guys and teasing looks, but none of ......

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...Do you hear it…? Yes…The Mute..I mean The Blaring Mute… When she looks at the ancient mountains squealing of their esse The Chortled Mute… When her baby is tended and snuggled against her ch......

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...Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?" Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed Then husband Jack guffawed Asked: "So what is it that smells......

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...Sat to jot down limerick in log book Inept to find my pen carried miffed look Probed my mum who lay on bed She guffawed and slapped my head The clutched one tumbled from hair as I sho......

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...Drop dead gorgeous dark eyed bus boy chased Peer assured status, focus of my fascination High fiving idol guffawed and elbowed adjacent Mates in droves, admirers in rows, dreamy Damon Enriche......

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...The year was nineteen forty three back then crime was more then a mere slap on the knee Life in the mines was very good in fact so good that Bo got a gold tooth planted in his beautiful mo......

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