Milton's Old Gal, From Kalamazoo

There once lived a girl with a bonnet of straw her song was so bad yet they did not outlaw blame the song not the brain said the chap, quite insane at the Kalamazoo bar even whiskey guffawed Milton the server from the far edge of town wiped down his bar and then gave her a frown she did not take heed she was all voice and greed at Kalamazoo hub all they drank was the Crown Her name was Petunia she sang like a spoon until Mexico John said, " I'll marry you soon" she married him quick though thick as a brick he was cute as can be and played a bassoon.