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NAME SHAME - BAWDY WORD PLAY

Guest speaker was Mr Shaw-Twilley I guffawed, his surname’s so silly I slipped him a fiver To say my name’s Ivor It sounded like I’ve a Short willy N B Shaw-Twilley is a real surname! 09/24/21

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Date: 9/27/2021 4:49:00 AM
LOL, I'm still grinning about that
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Date: 9/19/2021 9:49:00 AM
Shame imagine a guy at school with a surname like that, don't think he would ever get to take a girl to the prom. great humor and a good laugh. Hugs, blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 9/16/2021 7:48:00 PM
Hilarious Jan, it was worth a fiver… Belle :-) x
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Date: 9/15/2021 6:10:00 PM
Willy for short ;)
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Date: 9/15/2021 9:40:00 AM
I'm glad I don't carry a name like that...it would have made my life a misery, especially the end insinuation :) :) Hugs // paul
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Date: 9/15/2021 2:01:00 AM
Never disappointed with your witty ditties Jan, well done...Delice
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Date: 9/15/2021 12:45:00 AM
Haha good one Jan, I bet the kids at the school picked up on that. Tom
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Date: 9/14/2021 11:04:00 PM
Brilliant Jan, was his name as in Twilight or actually rhymes with Willy?
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Date: 9/14/2021 5:23:00 PM
Giggles Galore! Fabulous fun this one. Hugs! xomo
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Date: 9/14/2021 4:32:00 PM
I hope he doesn’t hang out with all the big nobs! Fun, fun ;-) Terry
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harry horsman
Date: 9/14/2021 11:05:00 PM
Brilliant Comment Terry, should be poem of the day.
Date: 9/14/2021 4:24:00 PM
Hello Jan ... a great play with words Jan. Witty indeed - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/14/2021 4:31:00 PM
This guy really was a Principal at a private school on the island - he name wasn't Ivor though ... just a bit of fun word play xx