Short Guffawed Poems
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What will their eternity win?
Greed, as a vice makes some men grin.
Money is their God.
Poor folks bear guffawed.
Then games bring a different kingpin!
© June 1, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
guffawed, angst, funny, life
Form:
Limerick
Jack's wife went and burnt his favorite stew
He came home, kissed her, said: "Honey, what's new?"
Poor Jane hemmed and she hawed
Then husband Jack guffawed
Asked: "So what is it that smells like a shoe?"
Categories:
guffawed, food, husband, senses, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Guest speaker was Mr Shaw-Twilley
I guffawed, his surname’s so silly
I slipped him a fiver
To say my name’s Ivor
It sounded like I’ve a Short willy
N B Shaw-Twilley is a real surname!
09/24/21
Categories:
guffawed, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my head
The clutched one tumbled from hair as I shook
Aug 29, 2020
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Categories:
guffawed, crazy, fun, humor, memory, mother daughter,
Form:
Limerick
It Happened to me!
Have you seen Micky
he's wet and he's sticky
he fell into a bucket of cream.
Well I laughed and guffawed
then tripped on a board
that soon wiped the smile off my face.
Now Micky's wet, still sticky I bet
but unlike me was in the right place.
Cause the bucket of cream
was only a dream
But me!
I've bruising all over my face.
Categories:
guffawed, children, funny,
Form:
Lyric
I was sedate once, dainty, delicate, demure, girly and feminine.
No you weren’t.
Sure, remember that day I wore the pink flowered dress?
And rolled in the mud with it? Yes, before I rolled in the mud.
I tried my fabrication on six more people.
They all knew me better. They clutched their sides and guffawed.
Some rolled on the floor and cried with screaming laughter.
I was never demure.
Categories:
guffawed, me,
Form:
Light Verse