Long Guffawed Poems
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I Am My Father's Son
They were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...
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Categories:
guffawed, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Tom Cunninghams Cunning Marmite Conspiracy - An Ice Cream Gran Special
It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread...
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Categories:
guffawed, cat, grandmother, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Family Trip To Mars
It’s time to pack the rocket,
Because there’s no need for cars.
For our first vacay,
That’s as far away,
As the wonderful world of Mars.
Yes that’s what the brochure said;
It’s a wonderful world out there.
So grab the yout’s,
And...
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Categories:
guffawed, family, funny, space, vacation, planet, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Teenaged Niche
Drop dead gorgeous dark eyed bus boy chased
Peer assured status, focus of my fascination
High fiving idol guffawed and elbowed adjacent
Mates in droves, admirers in rows, dreamy Damon
Enriched to glimpse soap opera face as I boarded
From...
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Categories:
guffawed, 9th grade, cute love, desire, lost, social,
Form:
Rhyme
Encapsulated Within the Providing of Fun
encapsulated within the providing of fun through ha-ha’s
if you feel that you were born with the unfortunate reality of not being able to laugh at
anything---
if you cannot find anything
humorous---
if you have
never
ever
belted back & guffawed amongst...
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Categories:
guffawed, life
Form:
Free verse
Days of Innocence
We danced in the rain
fleeing under our zincked roof only when the thunder roared
like we stepped on its tail
as the soles of our feet pattered on the earth
Mother would make supper
calling out to me,...
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Categories:
guffawed, childhood, life, love, memory, mother, mother son,
Form:
Free verse
Comic Relief
The Keystone Cops were funny,
Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too.
Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers,
Were just some of the names we knew.
Who can forget the Stooges,
Or all the pies we saw them throw?
Who didn't...
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Categories:
guffawed, dedication, funny, people, thank you
Form:
Rhyme
Piddlehinton, Et Al
I met a chap in an English pub and asked from whence he came.
"Harumph! I hail from Piddlehinton", he pompously did proclaim!
"And you sir?", he asked and I proudly puffed out my chest.
"I come from...
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Categories:
guffawed, funny, places, city, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Snowman With a Political Agenda
I love bright outside Christmas sights,
especially colorful lights
on evergreen trees
that sway in the breeze
and snowmen on clear, wintry nights.
I...
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Categories:
guffawed, leadership, political, snow,
Form:
Limerick
The Comics
The Keystone Cops were funny
Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too.
Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers
were some of the names we knew.
Who can forget the Stooges
or all the pies we saw them throw.
Who didn't laugh at the...
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Categories:
guffawed, dedication, funny, giggle, humor, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
Are You Listening, God
Are You listening, God?
I'm not perfect; I'm flawed--
Spoke not the truth; 'twas all...
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Categories:
guffawed, forgiveness, god, prayer, vanity,
Form:
Rhyme
The Smart Italian Girl
She was sixteen and dressed to the likings of fashion
a beautiful loose top was her choice of today's passion
as she mounted the bus she got stares from the guys
and teasing looks, but...
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Categories:
guffawed, humor,
Form:
Couplet
When Sheep Play Poker
"A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight,"
but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight;
you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump."
Bright chortles burbled round the stump
till Jingles raised, "Two straws of hay,"
too rich for Fay-Fay: "I can't play,
though, know...
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Categories:
guffawed, animal, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Tradin’ Coon Hounds
Heard my dad mutter, a hundred greenbacks,
you trying to give me a heart attack.
For that much money, truth be told,
that dog of yours had better crap gold.
Then dad hemmed and hawed,
grumbled and guffawed,
Wiped his lips...
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Categories:
guffawed, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Growl
The year was nineteen forty three
back then crime was more
then a mere slap on the knee
Life in the mines was very good
in fact so good that Bo got a gold...
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Categories:
guffawed, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Walk the Green Wreathed Marble Back!
Sintered tiles of green wreathed marbles
bejewelled in steps that elevate to where you are entombed
incense wafts white and slate, demure and shy
my growing guilt is deflowered by your-her friend's- sly smirk
she scoffs along-was she forgotten,...
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Categories:
guffawed, lifegreen,
Form:
Free verse
Her Name Is Moo
What is her name? We asked those who lived on floor blue.
Her name is Moo, and she is always wearing a flowered mumu.
No someone argued; that cow’s name is Frank footer Sue.
Why would that be?...
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Categories:
guffawed, animal,
Form:
Monorhyme
Milton's Old Gal, From Kalamazoo
There once lived a girl with a bonnet of straw
her song was so bad yet they did not outlaw
blame the song not the brain
said the chap,...
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Categories:
guffawed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
tickle secretary to dragon Chad
Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to...
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Categories:
guffawed, humor, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Between Each Rolling Sea
A king went down to a rolling sea;
declared to all:
"so far my Kingdom this shall be".
Time did pass,
invaders trespassed
then the invaded, invaded.
Great was all conflict spread
and after it
followed the dead.
The people cried out
from their cottage...
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Categories:
guffawed, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Mute
Do you hear it…?
Yes…The Mute..I mean
The Blaring Mute…
When she looks at the ancient mountains squealing of their esse
The Chortled Mute…
When her baby is tended and snuggled against her chest
The Guffawed Mute…
When she stood there to...
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Categories:
guffawed, emotions, feelings, irony,
Form:
Couplet
Veggie Tray
My veggie tray's selection was unique.
'Twas still offered to a jittery sheikh
Who hopped from foot to foot,
Ignoring the ginger root,
Took an onion, saying, "Gotta take a leek!"
He ran off to the loo speedily.
Later on, he...
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Categories:
guffawed, food, funny
Form:
Limerick