Grouch Poems - Poems about Grouch

...Blissed out on soothing alpha waves, Bewitched by fabulous fiction, Accepting anything with clever diction Crooned by fabulists, charlatans, and knaves, Sitting in a basement, unseen, ......Read the rest...

...Our reindeer were all in a tizzy for they had been served. Anyway, Rudolph had, with vigor as he flew in and swerved. The process server said “my apologies” but he snickered a bit. Apparently some......Read the rest...

... The following are examples Of how I look at the good and bad side of life Peace is good... war is extremely bad A thriving economy is good... unemployment is bad Coexisting is good.......Read the rest...

...I needed some storage space so I checked out The floor underneath the kids’ bed. It’s a very old bunk but instead of some room, This is what I encountered instead: A bag filled with newspapers,......Read the rest...

...Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!” He mumbles and sneers A spoiled brat he appears Till a dirty big ......Read the rest...

...All quiet on the western front: The rest, in bed, still sleeping. Then, audibly, I hear a grunt; The neck hairs start their creeping. Then springing up from on the couch To do a full room swee......Read the rest...

...Humans don’t impress me, not a jot, what they claim to be they’re often not. Mostly H2O, a mix of elements and minerals, they die and turn to dust soon after burial.......Read the rest...

...From the Couch (3/7/23) From the couch I see all When they stand And when they fall I lean back On the couch Change to chill From a grouch From the couch I give orders School, food i......Read the rest...

...A sleepy day upon the couch: while little Vivi takes a nap, I, too, will catch a little rest. I hope she doesn’t wake a grouch, or with a diaper that is slap full of a word you may have guessed.......Read the rest...

...Beneath the mistletoe I stand Wishing for Santa to land, Presently. Under the tree sits a motion to fix with a heartfelt notion, Understanding. However long it takes to stay the house re......Read the rest...

...Just like a germinating node, so are the childishly preened pudenda load. Ecstasy in fluffs of dew are bestowed as croissants for neonate are getting bold. Silky gazelle of a nymphet endowed w......Read the rest...

...I thought the day was gray, but my grandchild said it was green. I listened to him explain it, and I changed my opinion. Because he made sense, and now I did not see gray; I saw green. The old ma......Read the rest...

...The cruelest of all villains lives on Mount Crumpit for when it comes to Christmas, he says, "Dump it!" He keeps trying to "Pooh pooh" that sacred holiday, but so far everyone's efforts have kept ......Read the rest...

... anxiety a rocking chair that vacillates and goes nowhere it’s not just you it’s more than that for it creates a nervous cat so cast your cares and hit the couch ‘cuz broken tails ......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...