Grouch Song

(SHORT) SONG OF AN OLD GROUCH Itty bitty pretty kitty Sing a sentimental ditty Furry puppy woofy wuffy Wrapped in toilet tissue fluffy Daffodilly bright and frilly Flutter like a girl’s Chantilly Maids in dresses white with lace Smiles as void as outer space Package them in fresh brown paper Tie with string - and light with taper Free of all that cuteness sweet Give me plate of raw red meat