Gout Poems - Poems about Gout

GOUT Miracle Man 4/22/2024 Once, prescribed Med’s Tom had ran without, The ensuing pain caused him to near shout, Driving him insane, Was endless foot pain, Brought on by a painful condition called Gout. ...

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It can’t have been the scallops,or the rump of Islay lamb, washed down with white Rioja, and followed by sweet meringue. It wasn’t the skate au poivre or the salmon canapés, nor garlic stuffed green olives or the double chocolate glaze. The ruby red Barolo is surely not to blame ( it was so very very good, we had some...

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I’ve always been a fit bloke and can’t remember when, my last visit to a doctor was, and what for way back then. I’ve always eaten what I liked and drank gallons of grog, then had no fear of the morning, and a hair of the dog. But just a week ago at a reunion at my club, there was...

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When I let one loose in the elevator I felt like a fart battling, a mitigator he said, "you couldn't hold it until later?" I said, "it just ran away, what a traitor!" when I got to my desk, I fanned it out while all the workers changed their rout ...

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My sympathies are with anyone who suffers from gout. It is painful and disheartening without a doubt. It happens when levels of uric acid increase. Inflammatory arthritic pain in the joints never cease. A long list of different drugs are taken every day. Anyone hopes the medications draw the pain away. Such a condition can put anyone on the shelf. I know,...

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Shout About Gout we started to shout what all of this was about we heard had been gout Jim Horn...

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If there was a fountain that would cure all, but to someone else my illness would fall, knowing full well, under God’s eye, I would plunge my foot in and shout at the sky, “what eternal damnation greater can be? And besides, I’m sure someone used this fountain on me.”...

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GOUT Look out! Old Nick Rich lurks about in punishing mood He’s gout His evil acids plunge, swirl around He’ll diabolize thy favorite dish Send it sweetly, heartily down Then twirl his fork at your pitiful cries – Those sudden, repeated jabs Intense red pain, complete surprise At long, long last gout may subside But watch your diet He’s still inside Oh never think you’ve got it made Nick...

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I've been eating a lot of pig snouts. And because of that, I have the gout. I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack. When my foot gets better, those people had better watch their backs. When a lady smacked my foot, I threw darts into her boobs and she started leaking silicone. She regretted what...

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Limerick : Once Gout which got a Lady in disease Once Gout which got Lady in disease Which meant she couldn’t hop ‘bout with ease In doubt came together With Louts feeling Super(ior) To keep Gadabouts (from) eating Chinese. © T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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If you have some gout Read about what gout's about Pee in a South Wind....

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