Gout Poems - Poems about Gout

GOUT

GOUT
Miracle Man
4/22/2024

Once, prescribed Med’s Tom had ran without,
The ensuing pain caused him to near shout,
Driving him insane,
Was endless foot pain,
Brought on by a painful condition called Gout.

Categories: gout, health, pain,
Form: Limerick

A Night To Remember

It can’t have been the scallops,or the rump of Islay lamb,
washed down with white Rioja, and followed by sweet meringue.
It wasn’t the skate au poivre or the salmon canapés,
nor garlic stuffed green olives or the double chocolate glaze.
The ruby red Barolo is surely not to blame
( it was so very very good, we had some

Categories: gout, drink, food,
Form: Rhyme

A Fit Bloke With Gout

I’ve always been a fit bloke and can’t remember when,
my last visit to a doctor was, and what for way back then.
I’ve always eaten what I liked and drank gallons of grog,
then had no fear of the morning, and a hair of the dog.

But just a week ago at a reunion at my club,
there was

Categories: gout, pain,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Son of a Gun I Got Bum Gout

When I let one loose in the elevator 
I felt like a fart battling, a mitigator  
he said, "you couldn't hold it until later?" 
I said, "it just ran away, what a traitor!"  

when I got to my desk, I fanned it out  
while all the workers changed their rout

Categories: gout, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Gout

My sympathies are with anyone who suffers from gout.
It is painful and disheartening without a doubt.
It happens when levels of uric acid increase.
Inflammatory arthritic pain in the joints never cease.
A long list of different drugs are taken every day.
Anyone hopes the medications draw the pain away.
Such a condition can put anyone on the shelf.
I know,

Categories: gout, drug, pain,
Form: Rhyme

Shout About Gout

Shout About Gout

we started to shout
what all of this was about
we heard had been gout

Jim Horn

Categories: gout, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

Gout

If there was a fountain 
that would cure all, 
but to someone else 
my illness would fall, 
knowing full well, 
under God’s eye, 
I would plunge my foot in 
and shout at the sky, 
“what eternal damnation 
greater can be?
And besides, I’m sure someone 
used this fountain on me.”

Categories: gout, health,
Form: Rhyme

Gout

GOUT

Look out!
Old Nick Rich lurks about in punishing mood
He’s gout

His evil acids plunge, swirl around
He’ll diabolize thy favorite dish
Send it sweetly, heartily down

Then twirl his fork at your pitiful cries –
Those sudden, repeated jabs
Intense red pain, complete surprise

At long, long last gout may subside
But watch your diet
He’s still inside

Oh never think you’ve got it made
Nick

Categories: gout, pain,
Form: Free verse

The Gout

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.
And because of that, I have the gout.
I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack.
When my foot gets better, those people had better watch their backs.
When a lady smacked my foot, I threw darts into her boobs and she started leaking silicone.
She regretted what

Categories: gout, funny, hilarious, humor, pain,
Form: Rhyme

Limerick: Once Gout Which Got a Lady In Disease

Limerick : Once Gout which got a Lady in disease

Once Gout which got Lady in disease
Which meant she couldn’t hop ‘bout with ease
In doubt came together
With Louts feeling Super(ior)
To keep Gadabouts (from) eating Chinese.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Categories: gout, friendship, humor,
Form: Limerick

Grampa Running Brook Gout

If you have some gout
Read about what gout's about
Pee in a South Wind.

Categories: gout, happiness, health
Form: Haiku