Gout

GOUT

Look out!
Old Nick Rich lurks about in punishing mood
He’s gout

His evil acids plunge, swirl around
He’ll diabolize thy favorite dish
Send it sweetly, heartily down

Then twirl his fork at your pitiful cries –
Those sudden, repeated jabs
Intense red pain, complete surprise

At long, long last gout may subside
But watch your diet
He’s still inside

Oh never think you’ve got it made
Nick never sleeps, knows all you eat
This Mephistophelean shade

Dave Austin
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Mac Donald Avatar
March 5, 2016 at 8:07 PM
Outstanding write! I`d don`t think I`d like to invite Old Nick Rich to dinner, although I think he`d enjoy what I like to eat. Hockey night here...Go Habs Go! I think they`re sharing last place...sighhh Keep well, love you, Mikki
Dietrich Avatar
March 5, 2016 at 7:58 PM
Oh that lousy gout. You get a lot of great poems out of stuff like this, my friend.
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