The Gout

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts. And because of that, I have the gout. I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack. When my foot gets better, those people had better watch their backs. When a lady smacked my foot, I threw darts into her boobs and she started leaking silicone. She regretted what she did because in less than ten minutes, her large breasts were gone. When I get even, I make people cringe. If you smack my foot, I will get revenge. (This is a fictional poem)