Goosed Poems - Poems about Goosed

..."the take my wife please paraprosdokian" harping unlike Harpo honking as if one of a what the flock goosed geese i seem to be or not to no i am knowingly continuously ......Read the rest...

...Thrice the night—the day!—both fell to sleepless slumber, But now in Spring, though yet again: The third was three in number. I sense a wince remind itself, Of what it means to be, Instead to ......Read the rest...

...Today, there are no rubber ducks or mother's marigold skirts to hide behind as we once did. In their place, lurking dark and hoary, a bathtub mist updrafts thick with loose spores, and mil......Read the rest...

...Donald Trump must be permanently lambasted... and ewe know what else... furloughed & barred from Whitehouse Ducks of former self proclaimed Grand Poobah getting lined up and goosed as these wor......Read the rest...

...In the beginning was a rooster Whose little thing needed a booster Around about ten Along came an hen And that cocky bird up and goosed her!......Read the rest...

...When I let one loose in the elevator, I’d been goosed by gas, released the stench of embarrassment. Out flew a largemouth bass — now for the harassment. When I let one loose in the elevator, ......Read the rest...

...Mirrors don't lie about frank and ernest portrayal... Especially when giving cheeky badass blemished physiognomic reflection tricking me seeing displeasing likeness Matthew Scott Harris, a grow......Read the rest...

...Mr. Myth is not treated right No one believes Him Stories of a puppets nose growing long Was a lie but Walt had to tell it Whimsical tales of fairy dust and Teeth replaced with money Is just ......Read the rest...

...Every friggin day mother hen runs amuck, while all chicken's beady eyes appear awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounde......Read the rest...

...Germ Schemes I had a dream where I was goosed with a shrink drug I was reduced the same size as my fellow germs but human nature came to terms I had the power to compete with HDL or LDL on w......Read the rest...

...Back in the fifties America seemed much calmer McCarthy's commie blacklists Sputnik's shocking launch Ike's wife Mamie so sedate That pre-historic hairdo World War Two over We needed some ti......Read the rest...

...I finally got my most exuberant, elaborate wish To talk to the poet who immortalized red and blue fish, The maestro who made a living from books of green eggs and ham, A man who made the Star Bell......Read the rest...

...Was it the wind that had been loosed? On my still bum, he’d come to roost. I’d been poked unaware. I turn around and stare. By a cicada, I’ve been goosed. 5/24/2018......Read the rest...

...broke left front tooth (true anecdote circa late 1960's early 1970's) prithee which cold wintry temperatures re: wheely jogged unpleasant event in axle all let tea aye rem member inxs of cold p......Read the rest...

...She goosed him to sign the deed, And kept him on chicken feed; Soon he became plump ......Read the rest...