Goosed Poems - Poems about Goosed

... Frice the week along with night had fallen to sleepless slumber, Trapped again 'tween times when thirds are three in number. I sense a grimace gurgle in these halls of boned wall, The aching w......

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..."the take my wife please paraprosdokian" harping unlike Harpo honking as if one of a what the flock goosed geese i seem to be or not to no i am knowingly continuously ......

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...Thrice the night—the day!—both fell to sleepless slumber, But now in Spring, though yet again: The third was three in number. I sense a wince remind itself, Of what it means to be, Instead to ......

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...Today, there are no rubber ducks or mother's marigold skirts to hide behind as we once did. In their place, lurking dark and hoary, a bathtub mist updrafts thick with loose spores, and mil......

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...Donald Trump must be permanently lambasted... and ewe know what else... furloughed & barred from Whitehouse Ducks of former self proclaimed Grand Poobah getting lined up and goosed as these wor......

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...In the beginning was a rooster Whose little thing needed a booster Around about ten Along came an hen And that cocky bird up and goosed her!......

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...When I let one loose in the elevator, I’d been goosed by gas, released the stench of embarrassment. Out flew a largemouth bass — now for the harassment. When I let one loose in the elevator, ......

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...Mirrors don't lie about frank and ernest portrayal... Especially when giving cheeky badass blemished physiognomic reflection tricking me seeing displeasing likeness Matthew Scott Harris, a grow......

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...Mr. Myth is not treated right No one believes Him Stories of a puppets nose growing long Was a lie but Walt had to tell it Whimsical tales of fairy dust and Teeth replaced with money Is just ......

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...Every friggin day mother hen runs amuck, while all chicken's beady eyes appear awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounde......

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...Germ Schemes I had a dream where I was goosed with a shrink drug I was reduced the same size as my fellow germs but human nature came to terms I had the power to compete with HDL or LDL on w......

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...Back in the fifties America seemed much calmer McCarthy's commie blacklists Sputnik's shocking launch Ike's wife Mamie so sedate That pre-historic hairdo World War Two over We needed some ti......

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...I finally got my most exuberant, elaborate wish To talk to the poet who immortalized red and blue fish, The maestro who made a living from books of green eggs and ham, A man who made the Star Bell......

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...Was it the wind that had been loosed? On my still bum, he’d come to roost. I’d been poked unaware. I turn around and stare. By a cicada, I’ve been goosed. 5/24/2018......

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...broke left front tooth (true anecdote circa late 1960's early 1970's) prithee which cold wintry temperatures re: wheely jogged unpleasant event in axle all let tea aye rem member inxs of cold p......

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