Short Goosed Poems
Short Goosed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Goosed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Goosed by length and keyword.
The French Genesis
In the beginning was a rooster
Whose little thing needed a booster
Around about ten
Along came an hen
And that cocky bird up and goosed her!...
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Categories:
goosed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Caught Unaware At the Trunk
Was it the wind that had been loosed?
On my still bum, he’d come to roost.
I’d been poked unaware.
I turn around and stare.
By a cicada, I’ve been goosed.
5/24/2018...
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Categories:
goosed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Take My Wife Please Paraprosdokian
"the take my wife please paraprosdokian"
harping
unlike
Harpo
honking
as if one
of a what
the flock
goosed
geese
i seem
to be
or not
to no
i am
knowingly
continuously
arguing
but it's
with and
within
myself...
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Categories:
goosed, color,
Form:
Free verse
Limerick October 23
She goosed him to sign the deed,
And kept him on chicken feed;
Soon he became plump
With a loathsome rump
But she could not save a quid....
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Categories:
goosed, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Buried Alive
Soup kitchens,
holed shoes, torned pocket
Shared bed,
stenched wall, damped floor
City siren,
whispering ally, neon glare
Brown bag,
trembling hand, goosed skin
Silked lined crombie,
blackened nails, matted hair
Stray dog,
molded bread, scavanged bin
Lost lust,
torn soul, wretched hope
Dedicated to "Boxcar Brian"...
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Categories:
goosed, sad,
Form:
Couplet
Germ Schemes
Germ Schemes
I had a dream where I was goosed
with a shrink drug I was reduced
the same size as my fellow germs
but human nature came to terms
I had the power to compete
with HDL or LDL
on what to eat and what to shun
invent a bacteria
and cure in any area
or wake up if it isn’t done
The Miniverse Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Nina Parmenter
July 15, 2019...
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Categories:
goosed, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
When I Let One Loose In the Elevator
When I let one loose in the elevator,
I’d been goosed by gas,
released the stench of embarrassment.
Out flew a largemouth bass —
now for the harassment.
When I let one loose in the elevator,
nearby, I heard Joan’s guffaw cry,
“O sakes alive!” She had a blast.
A so-called friend, she turned me in, refused to lie,
so I rear-ended her, let another one past.
7/31/2021
When I Let One Loose In The Elevator
Sponsor: Charles Messina...
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Categories:
goosed, friend, funny,
Form:
Rhyme