Nipton California

There's a place down California way
Where I once perchance did stay
In a tent
with cheap rent
Next to the trains making hay

Whilst cimbing the grade to Las Vegas
And beyond that land of lost wages.
With city goods.
"Must buy" shoulds.
(The marketing cry for all ages.)

To say Nipton, the town, was a ghost,
Would surely not be a boast.
Nipton needed a boost,
Not unlike getting goosed,
Or Nipton soon would be toast.

Enter the much-maligned weed,
Some folks hate and some need.
Cannabis.
Hit 'n miss,
But good to the very last seed.

The little old town of Nipton
Is now in a leveraged position.
Bought by a Pot
Company who ought
Make a fortune from its acquisition.

Los Angeles is just down the hill.
Uphill's the city of thrills,
(Where what happens stays,
While unleashed people plays)
Will folks zero in for the kill?

On Nipton, the once defunct town,
Now wearing the "smoke-it-here' gown?
Get high here!
Never fear.
Marijuana's now legal, don't frown.

Btw, if you choose to partake,
And a trip to Nipton you take,
Bring some ear plugs.
Those choo-chooey chugs
Will give you a major headache.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Allison Avatar
September 23, 2017 at 7:15 AM
fabulous string of limericks John the only choo choo I see is the steam train on our Island and gee it smokes like a chimney lol:-) hugs jan xx
Y. Avatar
September 6, 2017 at 9:41 AM
Hi John, What a good strings of limericks. You do them so well. I don't think I'd like to visit such a place though. I couldn't get use to those darn choo -choos passing by:-) Alexis
Flats Avatar
September 7, 2017 at 8:09 AM
Thanks Alexis! CHOO CHOO TO YOO TOO!!!
Ellison Avatar
September 2, 2017 at 7:42 AM
My lim hero! Us guys eh!!! Whoeeee!!! GREAT JJ!!!!
Flats Avatar
September 7, 2017 at 8:01 AM
Well lookee here, Jack's been poking in my closet! What would we be like if we partook of the wacky weed? !!!
Stars Avatar
September 1, 2017 at 11:19 AM
think we need an Alka-Seltzer or sun or nuthr ... nice poem ...
Flats Avatar
September 7, 2017 at 8:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by the sillies! Any antidote'll do;-)
Roper Avatar
August 23, 2017 at 6:12 PM
Funny , John, :) ~*
Flats Avatar
August 25, 2017 at 6:58 PM
Hi Eve. Glad ya got some chuckles:-)
Cresswell Avatar
August 9, 2017 at 10:10 AM
This is very clever and most pleasing.
Flats Avatar
August 23, 2017 at 9:30 AM
Not sure if I thanked you for all your comments, but I hope so. Appreciate you wandering through my poem closet. I sure enjoy visiting yours. Cheerios and sunshine! ~ j
Murray Avatar
August 9, 2017 at 7:20 AM
This gave me the giggles John, just as the subject matter used to. Thank you.
Flats Avatar
August 9, 2017 at 8:56 AM
"There's some brain cells that I'm missing" — from Neal Diamond's, The Talking Optimist Blues :-)
Manassian Avatar
August 7, 2017 at 4:36 PM
Oh MY! I really enjoyed this limerick extravaganza. I'm just thinking of a limerick for my nephew for his birthday, but this...this is superb. I didn't think you could tell a whole tale using this form. Never had any weed. Is it good? ;) Hugs
Flats Avatar
August 8, 2017 at 9:16 AM
Some like it. My only experience with it made me conclude it's not for me. HAVVA GREAT VACATION!
Borke Avatar
August 7, 2017 at 1:13 PM
FUN ALERT! Posting a fun poem today reminded me of you. So I will catch up on your latests. Lots of fun, this one. Now I need your reaction to my latest action
Borke Avatar
August 8, 2017 at 1:01 PM
Never mind then. I thought you'd go after a laugh.
Flats Avatar
August 8, 2017 at 9:18 AM
Uh,oh. This sounds like one of those science tests. "Every action has an equal or opposite reaction" or some such. I was never very good at that sort of stuff;-) Thanks for visiting! ~ j
Bauer Avatar
August 5, 2017 at 9:19 PM
a huge grin of a poem, john! i find it amusing that many such towns are now thriving in this field (no pun intended!). more power to 'em!
Flats Avatar
August 6, 2017 at 5:01 PM
Ah shucks, take the pun! It's a dandy. I get amused by all the legal wrangling and such. I wonder why the gover'ment and our LEGAL drug cartels (read: pharmaceutical companies) don't jump on the wagon. Legalize, monopolize production, raise prices and tax it. Methinks DEA is making too much on the side. Whoa! 'nuff conspiracy theory, John!!! Glad ya's grinnin!
Adams Avatar
August 5, 2017 at 7:41 PM
This is a great poem. It felt like I was there. Thanks for a great read!! RPAT
Flats Avatar
August 6, 2017 at 4:57 PM
Ear plugs and all? ;-)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 5, 2017 at 12:21 PM
Hilarious :) love it! xomo
Flats Avatar
August 6, 2017 at 4:57 PM
If MO's a'chucklin' I'm a'grinnin
Tor Avatar
August 5, 2017 at 9:49 AM
John were you indulging in the Cannabis when writing this terrific, hilarious, limerick ? lol Truly enjoyed!
Tor Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 8:54 PM
lol
Flats Avatar
August 6, 2017 at 4:47 PM
I didn't inhale! ;-)
Sivey Avatar
August 5, 2017 at 9:32 AM
Quite the humorous limerick poem! I enjoyed reading this delightful piece this fine morning! What a funny and grandiose poem, Great Work!!
Flats Avatar
August 6, 2017 at 4:45 PM
Thanks Russell!
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