Gobbler Poems - Poems about Gobbler

...One fine morning, I went to the farm, I was not welcomed by him, And I searched him all over the farm, ......Read the rest...

...I saw him in an old farmer's cowhouse, Dancing and playing with other playmates, He was alone among the birds in the black house, I ......Read the rest...

...Egg thief hatcher snatcher Hormones added perky turkey Low T rooster booster No eggs layer prayer Pagan Wiccan chicken OSHA injury plucker struck her Power outage broil......Read the rest...

... Living on a little farm In the Western NC Mountains Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof And finally, the gobble-gobble Each one of ou......Read the rest...

...He came at us in the middle of the night. Carrying a shotgun, and it was not light. He shot at my husband but was way off to the right. I saw it was the turkey and knew we’d have a fight. I hid......Read the rest...

...She is such a pretty porker the old sow said. I thought you were too old for swine, said cousin Fred. I may be tough, but I am certainly not dead, She is a gorgeous gobbler, the old sow said. W......Read the rest...

...Since I can't say the words that I want to use We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse I don't give 2 flocks Wrap that shizit up in a box Ready to swing on a mother father Make sure u......Read the rest...

...I am hiding in my bedroom, scared to death because my pajamas are not new. I dare not put down my soup bowl because Bowl Licker will grab it up for stew. I can feel him hiding under my bed, ready t......Read the rest...

...The turkey who gets pardoned Doesn’t understand his luck, As all his buddies soon will have Their feathers set to pluck. Tradition gives the president One pardon every year. Most likely, then......Read the rest...

...Thomas the Turkey was a real gobbler Been way overweight since he was a toddler Gobbled up food, he wasn't slim Started working out at the gym “Go Thomas Go”, young girl turkeys would hol......Read the rest...

...There once was a gobbler named Tom, Who thought himself quite the fowl homme, Though hens thought him a cad, Pilgrims thought he was rad, Especially stuffed, roasted and basted...nom, Nom NOM!!......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving Day Something about Thanksgiving That makes living worthwhile With gratefulness for home and family: To see women bustling And cooking in the kitchen While children outsi......Read the rest...

...A wild gobbler strutted into the woods, it did not see all the camouflage hoods, straight into a turkey shoot; trips over a gnarly root, with ruffle feathers made off with its goods. 11/1......Read the rest...

...Fifty nine inch tall wife once willowy wisp postmenopausal galloping gourmandiser playboy centerfold girly figure ain't no mo,' which superfluous weight deterrent, love life yours truly took......Read the rest...

... “The Penelope Squad” A line of bluebirds tittering on a line swaying on the winds like comedian pageboys having a good time poop in the pe......Read the rest...