Gobbler Poems - Poems about Gobbler

..."Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness." ~ Jane Austin Granny Smiths, apple cobbler Fit for a gobbler Cinnamon and nutmeg too Joy for me and you Walnuts, wi......

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...Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey. A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree.. He aimed his rifle, fired a shot! Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt! The Turkey saw, ran, an......

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...One fine morning, I went to the farm, I was not welcomed by him, And I searched him all over the farm, ......

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...I saw him in an old farmer's cowhouse, Dancing and playing with other playmates, He was alone among the birds in the black house, I ......

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...Egg thief hatcher snatcher Hormones added perky turkey Low T rooster booster No eggs layer prayer Pagan Wiccan chicken OSHA injury plucker struck her Power outage broil......

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... Living on a little farm In the Western NC Mountains Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof And finally, the gobble-gobble Each one of ou......

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...He came at us in the middle of the night. Carrying a shotgun, and it was not light. He shot at my husband but was way off to the right. I saw it was the turkey and knew we’d have a fight. I hid......

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...She is such a pretty porker the old sow said. I thought you were too old for swine, said cousin Fred. I may be tough, but I am certainly not dead, She is a gorgeous gobbler, the old sow said. W......

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...Since I can't say the words that I want to use We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse I don't give 2 flocks Wrap that shizit up in a box Ready to swing on a mother father Make sure u......

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...I am hiding in my bedroom, scared to death because my pajamas are not new. I dare not put down my soup bowl because Bowl Licker will grab it up for stew. I can feel him hiding under my bed, ready t......

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...The turkey who gets pardoned Doesn’t understand his luck, As all his buddies soon will have Their feathers set to pluck. Tradition gives the president One pardon every year. Most likely, then......

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...Thomas the Turkey was a real gobbler Been way overweight since he was a toddler Gobbled up food, he wasn't slim Started working out at the gym “Go Thomas Go”, young girl turkeys would hol......

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...There once was a gobbler named Tom, Who thought himself quite the fowl homme, Though hens thought him a cad, Pilgrims thought he was rad, Especially stuffed, roasted and basted...nom, Nom NOM!!......

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...Thanksgiving Day Something about Thanksgiving That makes living worthwhile With gratefulness for home and family: To see women bustling And cooking in the kitchen While children outsi......

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...A wild gobbler strutted into the woods, it did not see all the camouflage hoods, straight into a turkey shoot; trips over a gnarly root, with ruffle feathers made off with its goods. 11/1......

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