Gobbler Poems - Poems about Gobbler

Bad Taste

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awful
offal

cricket
brisket

forage
porridge

gobbler
cobbler

boozy
smoothie
...

Apple Cobbler

..."Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness." ~ Jane Austin

Granny Smiths, apple cobbler
Fit for a gobbler
Cinnamon and nutmeg too
Joy for me and you
Walnuts, wi...

Elmer Fudd Goes Hunting For A Prized Turkey Happy Thanksgiving Dear Writers

...Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt!
The Turkey saw, ran, an...

My loveable gobbler

...One fine morning, I went to the farm,                                         I was not welcomed by him,                                                  
And I searched him all over the farm,      ...

Wild bird

...I saw him in an old farmer's cowhouse,                          Dancing and playing with other playmates,                           He was alone among the birds in the black house,                 I ...

Poultry Footles

...Egg thief
hatcher
snatcher

Hormones added
perky
turkey

Low T
rooster
booster

No eggs
layer
prayer

Pagan
Wiccan
chicken

OSHA injury
plucker
struck her

Power outage
broil...

Turkey Tails

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Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of ou...

Turkey With a Shotgun

...He came at us in the middle of the night.
Carrying a shotgun, and it was not light.
He shot at my husband but was way off to the right.
I saw it was the turkey and knew we’d have a fight.

I hid...

Delilah Stop That

...She is such a pretty porker the old sow said.
I thought you were too old for swine, said cousin Fred.
I may be tough, but I am certainly not dead,
She is a gorgeous gobbler, the old sow said.

W...

Explicit Thoughts Inside

...Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2 flocks
Wrap that shizit up in a box
Ready to swing on a mother father
Make sure u...

Thirteen Yule Lads of Iceland

...I am hiding in my bedroom, scared to death because my pajamas are not new.
I dare not put down my soup bowl because Bowl Licker will grab it up for stew.
I can feel him hiding under my bed, ready t...

Pardon

...The turkey who gets pardoned
Doesn’t understand his luck,
As all his buddies soon will have
Their feathers set to pluck.

Tradition gives the president
One pardon every year.
Most likely, then...

Thomas the Turkey

...Thomas the Turkey was a real gobbler
Been way overweight since he was a toddler
Gobbled up food, he wasn't slim
Started working out at the gym
“Go Thomas Go”, young girl turkeys would hol...

Thanksgiving Leftovers

...There once was a gobbler named Tom,
Who thought himself quite the fowl homme,
Though hens thought him a cad,
Pilgrims thought he was rad,
Especially stuffed, roasted and basted...nom, Nom NOM!!...

Thanksgiving Day

...Thanksgiving Day

There’s something about Thanksgiving Day
That makes living worthwhile
With thankfulness for home and family.
While the children are outside playing,
The adults are bust...

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