Girlies Poems - Poems about Girlies

...One of my favorite hobbies is being an FBI It's quite appealing, I can't deny I get to see all shapes and sizes Sometimes, my temperature rises Sometimes, I'm in for a big surprise Trust me......Read the rest...

... Once was a handsome fellow of twenty-eight Don't know what happened, maybe something I ate Got old and crickety A trifle pernickety The young girlies giggle when I try to negotiate<>...Read the rest...

...If I had to do it all over again I wouldn't One time is enough for me Imagine going through all that puberty crap Uh uh not a chance no sirree One time through is about all I can handle......Read the rest...

...The sun is shining brightly On high and in my heart Can't think of any good reason Why my happy is off the chart Could it just be a fluctuation In my everyday ebb and flow Or am I abo......Read the rest...

...Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Working out like a fool every day Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod My gorgeous physique on display Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buf......Read the rest...

...Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly<>...Read the rest...

...Woke up to sunshine Had to rub my tired eyes I must be dreaming If gals on the Soup Have moved on, must follow Can't let them escape Got the hots for you A pick up line I once used......Read the rest...

...Once knew a jolly old pirate named Sid Robbed from the rich and kept it he did The old rhyme is wrong, Sid was a jerk He'd push old ladies down in the dirt Heard that his childhood wa......Read the rest...

...In my younger years used to take the bus In winter froze my nose and ears Don't know how I survived still have 'em Kinda crooked the way it appears Wore woolen ear muffs as mom insisted......Read the rest...

...Old age is fast approaching Wonder what it will be like Will I still be able to tie my shoes Will I still be able to dress myself in the morning ... or will I care Hope I don't embarrass......Read the rest...

...At times I sit and watch my nails grow Suddenly something inspires me and away I go Writing silly stuff About girlies in the buff I wind up getting all sweaty and I start to glow......Read the rest...

...It's time for the warmer and sunnier spring weather Which brings out young girlies in their shortest shorts ever Must watch my heart Rhythm's off the chart You could knock this old bird o......Read the rest...

...Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly<>...Read the rest...

...An amazing image just came into view Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz Kissed me all over my bod Where girlies feared to trod So the animal magnetism I possess is true......Read the rest...

...There once was a fellow named Todd Who had a very strange habit, quite odd When girlies came near He would flap both his ears To signal he was ready, yesireebob!......Read the rest...