Short Girlies Poems

Believe it, was once a teeny bopper
Young girlies were all over my blotter
So many avenues
But never booze
Just a nip but really I shouldn't have otter...

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Love being naughty, it feels so good
Girlies turn crimson and run if they could
Start to move in
Feel some skin
Popped my bopper right there where I stood...

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Once knew this old man named Gus
For some reason the girlies made a fuss
As he toddled along
Singing off-colour songs
Much too off-colour for us to discuss...

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Must have had a boring young life
My biggest thrill was a snowball fight
Embarrassing when hit
Utter shame it transmits
And skipping on my manhood, put a blight...

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There once was a fellow named Todd
Who had a very strange habit, quite odd
When girlies came near
He would flap both his ears
To signal he was ready, yesireebob!...

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There once was a fellow named Todd
Who had a very strange habit, quite odd
When girlies came near
He would flap both his ears
To signal he was ready, yesireebob!...

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At my prom, I was a flower on the wall
To fade into obscurity I wanted to crawl
Shy and withdrawn
In my gown of chiffon
Scared of the girlies, I wasn't enthralled...

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I go to the mall to check out the girlies
Prancing along with their bodies so perky
Think I just peed
It affects my speech
It jdfgwr ksh jgrrzrej jxgll c gsfttys quirky!!!...

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At the prom, I was a flower on the wall
To fade into obscurity I wanted to crawl
Shy and withdrawn
In my gown of chiffon
Scared the girlies, they weren't enthralled...

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Standing in front of my closet right now
Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow
Some manly attire
That girlies admire
Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed...

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Standing in front of my closet right now
Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow
Some manly attire
That girlies admire
Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed...

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Sittin' in the sun tanning my parts
Calm down girlies, viewing will soon start
Buck fifty an hour
Then need a shower
Free if I can join you and review your repetoire...

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Dearest Maria, won't you come out to play
I'm prim and proper as the girlies all say
Play a sweet tune
On my old piccaloon
Sure wifey's put stuff in my cookies today!...

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Sittin' in the sun, tanning my parts
Calm down girlies, viewing will soon start
Buck fifty an hour
Then need a shower
Free if I can join you and review your repetoire...

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Once had a friend, Ken Steeles
With the girlies he sure had appeal
Outshone me I agree
Chopped liver was me
But my star possession was concealed


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I go to the mall to check out the girlies
Prancing along with their bodies so perky
Think I just peed
It affects my speech
It jdfgwr ksh jgrrzrej jxgll c gsfttys quirky!!!...

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Grocery shopping is sure a lot of fun
Especially waiting in the car sitting on my bum
Oogling girlies go by
Showing boobs and thighs
Even though my parts sometimes go numb...

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I go to the mall to check out the girlies
Prancing along with their bodies so perky
Think I just peed
It affects my speech
It jdfgwr ksh jgrrzrej jxgll c gsfttys quirky!!!...

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Elvis, a phenomenon back in the fifties
Shakin' his hips after Sinatra and Der Bingle
First of his kind
Girlies went blind
A trance-like fever grabbed 'em, made 'em tingle...

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The world is in turmoil like never before
In all my years as a handsome eighty-four
Yes I've had girlies
Parading in their undies
But never enough, wanted more, more, more!...

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An amazing image just came into view
Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz
Kissed me all over my bod
Where girlies feared to trod
So the animal magnetism I possess is true...

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It shouldn't be allowed, these girlies of today
Enticing us old guys till we lose our toupee
Without it we sob
No longer a heartthrob
Get so distraught we fall off our sleigh...

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An amazing image just came into view
Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz
Kissed me all over my bod
Where girlies feared to trod
So the animal magnetism I possess is true...

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What's happening these days, I'm at a loss
The girlies love exposing, their bodies they toss
All scrumptious dishes
Their bodies delicious
I'm a dirty old man whose been into the sauce...

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In spite of the snow, in spite of the cold
I'll be surfing in Hawaii, such joy untold
Well maybe in dreams
Hear girlies cute screams
Dreams, my friends are much richer than gold...

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