Long Girlies Poems

he sits in back of the class
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a hundred thousand miles away
i know you wont hear me when i say
Just how much i love you, every single day
I know its too good to be true 
but yet i stil lay on my...

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Little munchkin dweeb
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From what I am, i have become, or what i vaugely think.  
so sing my song to play along with the team who thinks i stink.  

i cant become, not even more, than...

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If there's one thing to remember as you travel life's highway

We're all made of the same stuff

Bones, skin, hair, and smashing good looks

Oops sorry, not everyone is blessed with good looks like this dude

Mummy and...

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Poets are a very strange breed

We still believe that love is the answer

Being a poet, I know this to be a fact

Looked forward earlier to this advanced age

Wondered what happens to the love genes

Do they...

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We are the green
Amongst all the pink
The ones who are smart
But can't think

The ones who wear
Jeans and t. shirts
Rather than
Tight shirts and mini-skirts

The ones who have crushes
But no boyfriends
Rather than herpes
And relationships that quickly end

We...

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Last night my tortured mind did wander
Imagined all the Hollywood starlets
Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses
My body was their ultimate target

Now I know I have this amazing physique
Young girlies would really die...

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Last night my tortured mind did wander
Imagined all the Hollywood starlets
Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses
My body was their ultimate target

Now I'm aware I have an amazing physique
Young girlies would really die...

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Ladies, ladies
Please beware
A handsome man cometh
Feel free to stare
Thank God for my creation
His greatest, one yet
Every eye on me
No less do I expect
I’m good-looking
I know
I take it all
In stride
When I step
Before I the girlies
Make them...

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Last night my tortured mind did wander
Imagined all the Hollywood starlets
Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses
My body was their ultimate target

Now I know I have this amazing physique
Young girlies would really die...

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The sun is shining brightly
On high and in my heart
Can't think of any good reason
Why my happy is off the chart

Could it just be a fluctuation
In my everyday ebb and flow
Or am I about to...

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The sun is shining brightly
On high and in my heart
Can't think of any good reason
Why my happy is off the chart

Could it just be a fluctuation
In my everyday ebb and flow
Or am I about to...

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At different times in our life
Love means different things
Before our teens “puppy love”
Starts our young hearts to sing

Teenage love quickly follows
With raging out-of-control hormones
Discover there's much more to life
Than baseball and ice cream cones

Then comes...

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Can we talk about love in the twilight years

Ain't not no expert I must confess

But the older I get, find myself ogling young ladies

Might even think this old guy's obsessed

Not at all my friends, I...

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HAPPY, HAPPY B’DAYS TO A THREESOME
          PRETTY LIL’ GIRLS

HIP….. HUP!

Happy, happy Birthdays to you, Girlies
Come August 7, 10 and 20ty
To: ELIZABETH, HEART & CYNA
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Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie
My eyes darting to and fro
Shorter than short shorts wherever I look
My poor heart is beating so 

Is this gonna continue year after year
Where will this madness end
Not soon...

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Got too much love, it's bursting out
Never have felt so much passion
Every woman that I pass on the street
I ask if they're looking for action

Got bruises all over my face and body
Coz some don't find...

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Can't believe how young and dashing I was

At one time I was even a younger than that

Mom actually had to change my diaper

I know, I know, I'm so sophisticated now

It's beyond people's comprehension

That I was...

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Wanna talk about love, you've come to the right place

I'm a well known guru on the subject

The tricky little nuances unknown to most lovers

I put in my writing but I'm definitely no expert 

Never like...

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Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie
My eyes darting to and fro
Shorter than short shorts wherever I look
My poor heart is beating so 

Is this gonna continue year after year
Where will this madness end
Not soon...

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Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to...

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Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to...

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White socks, white t-shirt, white jockeys
A vision in white to behold 
The epitome of a sad lonely senior
Trying hard not to get old

Riding his bike three times a day
Hoping to become an adonis
Sure hate to...

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Wanna talk about love, you've come to the right place
I'm a well known guru on the subject
The tricky little nuances unknown to most lovers
I put in my poems but you really don't expect

Never like to...

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