Best Girlies Poems

Poets are a very strange breed

We still believe that love is the answer

Being a poet, I know this to be a fact

Looked forward earlier to...

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Once was a handsome fellow of twenty-eight
Don't know what happened, maybe something I ate
Got old and crickety
A trifle pernickety
The young girlies giggle when I try...

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In spite of the snow, in spite of the cold
I'll be surfing in Hawaii, such joy untold
Well maybe in dreams
Hear girlies cute screams
Dreams, my friends...

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Found a new restaurant called The Lion and Firkin
Was quite impressed, when finished I was smirkin'
The girlies were clad
In short skirts of green plaid
Delightful as...

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In spite of his charm and stunning good looks
Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook
Stole the hearts of young girlies
With his humour quite...

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Once had a friend, Ken Steeles
With the girlies he sure had appeal
Outshone me I agree
Chopped liver was me
But my star possession was concealed


© Jack Ellison...

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Not a well known fact but was once a Hollywood hunk
Couldn't get used to all the girlies wanting to share my bunk
Fought them off with...

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Baseball's always had me by the proverbial short curlies
Since a very young duffer, even more than young girlies
Even now that I'm old
Though my body's not...

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Last night my tortured mind did wander
Imagined all the Hollywood starlets
Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses
My body was their ultimate target

Now I'm...

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A Straight Guy in a Gay Tie

Some Men want to be Girlies,
Some Girls want to be Boys,
Some Guys like to play Barbie’s,
Some Ladies like Tonka...

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What's happening these days, I'm at a loss
The girlies love exposing, their bodies they toss
All scrumptious dishes
Their bodies delicious
I'm a dirty old man whose been...

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Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis,...

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In spite of his charm and stunning good looks
Been accused by the fuzz of being a crook
Stole the hearts of young girlies
With his humour quite...

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Can we talk about love in the twilight years

Ain't not no expert I must confess

But the older I get, find myself ogling young ladies

Might even...

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All you young girlies here on the Soup
Gather round, I'll let you in on the latest scoop
When you sent me sweet treats
You make each day...

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