Girlies Under the Blanket

Last night my tortured mind did wander Imagined all the Hollywood starlets Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses My body was their ultimate target Now I know I have this amazing physique Young girlies would really die for But we all must conduct ourselves with order There's enough of me to share and more Long as my heart is able to hold out My all night stands still apply The stamina I possess is famous worldwide Some would love to love like this guy They're writing books bout my incredible stamina How I'm able to go on for hours It all comes down to an oversexed libido That gives me these extraordinary powers Seriously thinking of loaning myself out At five hundred bucks per session Taking requests by email and by phone But I must be in bed by eleven Can't have girlies under my blankets past eleven Need my beauty sleep every night To get ready for another day of teaching sex But whoa, what a great life despite

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Date: 2/11/2018 9:08:00 AM
Haha... You really are the Canadian Benny Hill..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2018 9:13:00 AM
What??? Sex? can take or take it.. no WAIT!!! I can take it or take it... CRAP! Good morning Sir Silent!!!
Date: 2/11/2018 6:28:00 AM
Brilliant Jack, if you need an agent , I'm your man. Regards Tom.
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Date: 2/11/2018 7:49:00 AM
Okay let's talk!!! LOL
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