Girlies Under My Blanket

Last night my tortured mind did wander Imagined all the Hollywood starlets Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses My body was their ultimate target Now I know I have this amazing physique Young girlies would really die for But we all must conduct ourselves with order There's enough of me to share and more Long as my heart is able to hold out My all night stands still apply The stamina I possess is famous worldwide Some would love to love like this guy They're writing books bout my incredible stamina How I'm able to go on for hours It all comes down to an oversexed libido That gives me these extraordinary powers Seriously thinking of loaning myself out At five hundred bucks per session Taking requests by email and by phone But I must be in bed by eleven Can't have girlies under my blankets past eleven Need my beauty sleep every night Get ready for another day of teaching sex But whoa, what a great life despite © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
July 19, 2015 at 4:50 PM
Nice going here Jack! Really like this one - is this a true story? ;) Based on experience I'm sure! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
July 19, 2015 at 6:19 PM
You are always so sweet to me, my dear sweet Laura! You are my most special Soup buddy! Love, Jack xxx
Eastman Avatar
July 10, 2015 at 9:58 AM
Did you just take a nap... and dream all these things? Now Jack... We all know you wouldn't barricade the door... LOL... Grandpa Troll thinks you made a great poem here. He wants to know if he can come over to help... Just in case you weren't dreaming! He says he wants to help share the wealth you've accumulated at your door... MEN! TROLLS! I'm surprised John and Tim and the guys didn't offer to help out too... Just saying...
Ellison Avatar
July 10, 2015 at 3:31 PM
And I thought John and Tim were my friends! Guess I'll have to go it alone... whoa is me! LOL xxx
Smith Avatar
July 10, 2015 at 9:02 AM
Cracking up over John's comment... Don't have anything to add : )
Ellison Avatar
July 10, 2015 at 9:06 AM
But I'm damn well proud of my retort! LOL
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