Gendarme Poems - Poems about Gendarme

...This aint my first rodeo I have known horse refuse before Not thoughtful enough or thorough I thought Well thats what boots are for Emblazened on my personal crest familial coat of arms I......Read the rest...

...Pardon me, sir No, you go first You have right of way I defer to you. Go ahead No, really. I'm in no hurry Neither am I Well, then. I'll just wait for you And I for you......Read the rest...

..."Come with me on a rousing escapade!" How temptingly he'd whispered in my ear. "My dear, I promise there's nothing to fear." How easily he'd managed to persuade me. Then secretively, his ......Read the rest...

...Once was a lady from France Who went around town with no pants The gendarme didn't think She should be showing her pink So they covered up her pink with their hands......Read the rest...

...Long arm gendarme My mistake namaste Backpack bivouac On the Road with Kerouac Brilliant stars, silent nights Fireflies, Northern Lights Mountain streams, fresh air Fall asleep anyw......Read the rest...

...In the summer, some fans climb the walls For a game that's been played many falls And a player named Brady Many folks found as shady For some shifts in the size of his balls .........Read the rest...

...Some are my best friends are pigs from the farm Don't ever say that to a member of the local gendarme The quickest way to handcuffs Meals of mouse turds and stuff Best bow and declare the......Read the rest...

...Woodbury, new jersey home to me self since birth my very late mother (bless her long departed soul)    slaved and toiled per accursed penury and dearth tried her darnedest to......Read the rest...

...A lady friend of mine inadvertently substituted the letter 'v' occasionally for the correct spelling, suddenly the word 'nape' became 'vape' which at least I found less predictable and stopped peo......Read the rest...

...Good Evening, the BBC presents The highlights from the days events I pass you now to Sally Hughes Who brings you all the evening news Today in Paris, bomb explode, did With paralise, electri......Read the rest...

...Vacances en France Seven hundred miles we travelled, Across both land and sea. Because our friends had told us, France was lovely as could be. Two caravans we towed there, To a villa called......Read the rest...

...There once was a young lady from France Who went around town with no pants The gendarme didn't think She should be showing her pink So they covered up her pink with their hands © Jac......Read the rest...

...Spent seventy cents on sentry saints Though soul and spirit rebel with the pulse I read their abuse with an effort of excuse This rum, this loaf to feast is grossly imbalanced These pennies paid with......Read the rest...

...Soaring into the shelter of loving arms Swinging from hilt of protective gendarme Swooning in the clutches of ingratiaging charm Succored by incubating touches so warm Shielded by your barelled c......Read the rest...

...FROM MY ROOF TOP From my roof top I see the world crumbles I saw people of mine shout, endlessly They shout for two common things They shout for these two alone Prosperity and democracy They ......Read the rest...