Gaga Poems - Poems about Gaga

It’s amazing how you make me go gaga for you, Luring me to the sweet sabotage of your charm, Leaving no stone unturned as I fall for you. Give me a chance! To date and best-friend you, safe from harm and spell. To write without mistake your name so true, on every heartbeat of mine, in a...

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Gaga Karkaba woofs every night for long time old ugly she dog...

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Even though she’s a huge singing star, Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre. On late night talk shows, she simply will not go pee in the places where most people are. In the trash can of her dressing room she might urinate. We can assume since Cohen collected some pee she’d ejected, had it scented, it’s Eww-de-perfume....

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When Tony Bennett sang With Lady Gaga, a duet, The entertainment level Was as cool as it could get. The difference in their ages mattered Not one little bit Since their voices, both exquisite, Did magnificently knit. But best of all, their friendship And their mutual respect Had, on everyone who watched them, A most powerful effect. News of Tony Bennett’s passing Means that golden sound...

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Singing of love on a summer’s day She decided it was stupid, and quickly said Why do so many women think it’s the only way? If they don’t have a man they want to be dead? She packed up her sense of excitement and happy guitar. Being her own person, she reinvented herself. Her old friends were excited. “Lady Gaga...

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I am stuck in an elevator with Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Pink, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga when Liza Minnelli drops in from a tiny opening in the roof. We all scream “LIZA!” and then we whip out our instruments. To be fair, I do not have one to whip out, but I find a spoon...

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Lady Gaga- Outrageous outfits, and makeup creating moments of ah, once worked as a very bad waitress till she was asked to go away; tweets bizarre all night while drinking wine- wearing expensive lingerie ! __________________________ March 19, 2019 Poetry/Clerihew/Lady Gaga Copyright Protected, ID 19- 1126-2-18-02 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Written for the contest, Celebrity or Famous Person sponsor,...

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a colour blindness without patronization rock and roll my king listening to its vinyl long before the video © Harry J Horsman 2018...

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Nobody knows why the sun shine. But it does every day it is not pouring outside. What a life to excite? I got my man on my mind. Everybody wants a part of the fame. Want me to love them as my friend. But in my spare time, I have to live my life. Come in and be my entertainment. Let me laugh...

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His nostalgic wealth still stinks strongly on him: The rusted gold on his neck and fingers, Sliver cap he wears, they vouch for his past; Lord Gaga was once a fabulous man. In his fall ,Gaga becomes a dead...

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He wears a frame upon his eyes, None knows where the glasses are; His earrings are oysters’ shells, Singing as cymbals after him. On his head are weedy locks, Each strand knitted with rainbow beads And with a cut from bicycle tube, He binds them upon his neck. His suit will win a queen, With a thrilling inner shirt; But trust our man with...

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Huggies pull ups,size 6 to 10 months, Crawling around, had a sudden attack, High quality,Huggies air lock, Bubu,bubu,back again Mr Mention, Mummy told grandma you were overseas, Gaga,gaga,gaga but auntie told Tony, You got a 3 months sentence, Dudu,dudu,pampas need changing, Baby wipes,dada,dada,dada, Get rid of this strange thing, Here comes mom,baby start smiling, Mama,mama,mama,mama start working, Giggle,giggle,dirty pampas off, Uhgu,ughu,ughu,baby oil wiping, Hands raise to heaven,new pampas...

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Since the time I was wearing a bib, I was wise to the guys. That’s no fib! “Hey, Baby,” I’d say, “Come on over and play. You just meet me tonight in my crib!” And while most kids were learning to poo, I was thinking up poems by age two. I could coo a sweet verse With no need to rehearse Saying things like,...

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What's so great about Lady Gaga's hit single, "Bad Romance," is that of its nightclub scene. Her music video had seen on MTV and YouTube.com. When everyone is listening to "Bad Romance," it's like he or she is at one of those awesome nightclubs in Miami, Florida, at 12 midnight EST. It seems that Lady...

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To call her weird is a misnomer. If you've seen her you know what I mean! She calls herself Lady GaGa and she dresses like it's Halloween! I first saw her on "The Late Show". She was there as Letterman's guest. I couldn't detect any talent at all, although I did try my very best. The "clothes" she had on were something to...

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