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For the 'Famous Person or Poetry soup Poet Limerick' Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin

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lady Gaga

Even though she’s a huge singing star,
Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre.
On late night talk shows, she
simply will not go pee
in the places where most people are.

In the trash can of her dressing room
she might urinate. We can assume
since Cohen collected
some pee she’d ejected,
had it scented, it’s Eww-de-perfume.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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mysore Avatar
September 16, 2024 at 6:35 AM
congratulations dear poet.
Canerdy Avatar
September 15, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Back with CONGRATS, Andrea~~good limericks about an outrageous, but talented, woman!! Janice
May Avatar
September 15, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Dropping back with Congrats on your win Andrea
Miller Avatar
September 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Oh my, very funny, congratulations
Kitchin Avatar
September 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Andrea, a great limerick set, congratulations on your winning placement.
Dietrich Avatar
September 15, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Thanks, Tania. I loved this contest.
Kendrick Avatar
September 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Creative humor. I wonder about people sometimes. LOL..Thanks for sharing this one with us. Sara K
May Avatar
September 1, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Haha, She makes a pee-line to the can
Bayles Avatar
September 1, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Nice humor.
Jones Avatar
August 31, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Oh my! lol Good one!
Goldsmith Avatar
August 31, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun/creative Limerick writes. Thanks for the laugh. "Good Luck"  Have a fun weekend.............
Canerdy Avatar
August 29, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Really good one, Andrea!! Pee is pee. When will some people realize that? Janice
DiMino Avatar
August 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
She sounds pee-vish. Oh boy, I can see it now, Cohen's collection on Ebay. Good luck in contest.
Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Ha!
Flood Avatar
August 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Funny one, Andrea. I’ll never see Ms Ga Ga in the same light again. Good luck in the contest. Terry
Buhagiar Avatar
August 28, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Great humorous limericks about a woman I don't really care for. BTW my last poem is supposed to be in iambic pentameter. Value your opinion. Hugs Victor.
Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I don't like her one bit. I feel evil emanates from her
Empress Avatar
August 28, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Dear sweet andrea! Iv missed you, being on soup. And what a limerick to come back with haha you really do make me feel all different kind of emotions when reading your work. And this one made me go like wat even! Lady gaga! Haha and wow “ eek de perfume” how do you come up with such stuff! Your sense of humor, is just on point! Makes me smile! Love this and i bet will score high too. I dont think i can come up with anything for this. Best wishes! Sending you light
Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Thanks , I wanted to write about her dress of meat but figured I would leave off with her urinary habit!
Hawley Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Wow, what a topic! Just wow! At least the limerick was really funny.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Wow…quite bizarre!
Parker Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Eww indeed! Gaga goes gaga!!!
Kavanagh  Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I’m guessing she’s keeping (poker faced) about this peeing phenomenon, a fun duo of Limericks Andrea, Nasty but done in the best possible taste, great ones for contest, cheers David
Hind Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
LOL! Ugh....
Maverick Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Nothing crazier than reality Andrea.' And human Idols..I sent you a soup mail a few days ago I Hope you are well.?
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 9:15 AM
ewww yeuk lol. I'd not heard this story before!:-) hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
August 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Lol, she's one weird cookie. Like her music though. Tom
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