Best Gaga Poems

Singing of love on a summer’s day
She decided it was stupid, and quickly said
Why do so many women think it’s the only way?
If they don’t have a man they want to be dead?

She packed up her sense of excitement and happy guitar. 
Being her own...

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Huggies pull ups,size 6 to 10 months,
Crawling around, had a sudden attack,
High quality,Huggies air lock,
Bubu,bubu,back again Mr Mention,
Mummy told grandma you were overseas,
Gaga,gaga,gaga but auntie told Tony,
You got a 3 months sentence,
Dudu,dudu,pampas need changing, 
Baby wipes,dada,dada,dada,
Get rid of this strange thing,
Here comes mom,baby start smiling,
Mama,mama,mama,mama...

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Six plumed vamps, posed on pointe,and smiled lewdly at the judges.
Girls stumbled across the stage and collapsed into a feather heap.
Audiences went goo-goo for their camp twist on Lady Gaga.

For Rick Parise Siju contest...

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Six plumed vamps, posed on pointe,and smiled lewdly at the judges.
Girls stumbled across the stage and collapsed into a feather heap.
Audiences went goo-goo for their camp twist on Lady Gaga.

For Rick Parise Siju contest...

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Nobody knows why the sun shine.
But it does every day it is not pouring outside.
What a life to excite?
I got my man on my mind.

Everybody wants a part of the fame.
Want me to love them as my friend.
But in my spare time, I have to...

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Since the time I was wearing a bib,
I was wise to the guys. That’s no fib!
“Hey, Baby,” I’d say,
“Come on over and play.
You just meet me tonight in my crib!”

And while most kids were learning to poo,
I was thinking up poems by age two.
I could...

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a gaga gadfly 
on a water buffalo
touch me not, i rule...

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He wears a frame upon his eyes,
None knows where the glasses are;
His earrings are oysters’ shells,
Singing as cymbals after him.

On his head are  weedy locks,
Each strand knitted with rainbow beads
And with a cut from bicycle tube,
He binds them upon his neck.

His suit will win...

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What's so great about Lady Gaga's hit single, "Bad Romance," is that of its nightclub scene. Her music video had seen on MTV and YouTube.com. When everyone is listening to "Bad Romance," it's like he or she is at one of those awesome nightclubs in...

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His nostalgic wealth still stinks strongly on him:
The rusted gold  on  his  neck   and  fingers, 
Sliver  cap he wears, they vouch  for  his  past;
Lord  Gaga was  once  a  fabulous  ...

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To call her weird is a misnomer.
If you've seen her you know what I mean!
She calls herself Lady GaGa
and she dresses like it's Halloween!

I first saw her on "The Late Show".
She was there as Letterman's guest.
I couldn't detect any talent at all,
although I did try...

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a colour blindness
without patronization
rock and roll my king
listening to its vinyl
long before the video

© Harry J Horsman 2018...

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Strumming the strings of a guitar. 
Staring at the flame wondering where you are. 
Stuck on you like fly paper. 
I can't shake the thought of you. 

Looking out the window staring at the stars. 
I feel you in my veins, I feel you on...

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I really hate Pop stars
They are like incest siblings from mars

Sleeping around with everyone
Shaving their heads for fun

If your lucky they'll expose a teet
And expose pantiless pic's on a tweet

Watch out and be careful of the whimsey
For they all are procreated by Disney

Next thing ya...

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I am stuck in an elevator with Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler,
Pink, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga when
Liza Minnelli drops in from a tiny opening in the roof.
We all scream “LIZA!” and then we whip out our instruments.

To be fair, I do not...

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