Ralph Taylor Poet Rhyme

I Just Went Gaga

To call her weird is a misnomer.
If you've seen her you know what I mean!
She calls herself Lady GaGa
and she dresses like it's Halloween!

I first saw her on "The Late Show".
She was there as Letterman's guest.
I couldn't detect any talent at all,
although I did try my very best.

The "clothes" she had on were something to see.
She surely got dressed in the dark!
Had she uttered "trick or treat" or maybe a "boo"
I'd have considered the whole thing a lark!

What's sad is, she seemed to be serious,
even though she looked like a clown.
I"m not sure the guards at the asylum
should allow her out on the town!

Apparently she claims she's a singer.
If you ask me that's up for debate.
From the little bit that I've seen and I've heard,
her singing ain't really that great!

All this is just my opinion.
I know that her fan base is strong.
What I don't understand and what boggles my mind,
is how everyone of those fans can be wrong!

I don't know why I wrote this piece?
It makes no sense, indeed.
She could care less if I like her or not.
Plus, This is very boring to read!

I apologize to you my friends.
I didn't mean to waste you time.
When I saw her, I just went "GaGa"
and almost lost my mind!

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Carol Sunshine Brown July 21, 2011 at 7:14 AM It is so hot here in Ohio the last few days and they say stay in if you can. Well I can and so I thought this would be a wonderful day to thank everyone for their kind comments on my poetry. So I say thank you to you for the kind words and for sharing your amazing poetry with us Ralph. Love, Carol

Doris Culverhouse June 28, 2011 at 7:15 PM She is very political and pro gay rights....don't think she is someone to over look.

Doris Culverhouse June 28, 2011 at 7:14 PM sensationalism sex sells....unfortunately... We have our morals and eyes in the gutter.

Offor Ujunwa June 22, 2011 at 8:45 AM That must be some "gagalicious" experience Ralph. very funny work, am still laughing. What do u really expect, she is gaga

Andrea Dietrich June 2, 2011 at 11:15 PM Ralph, this is a really cute one. Funny poem. I kind of like her a little bit, some of her songs anyway. She used to be a stripper. Like we couldn't guess THAT.

Wilma Neels May 31, 2011 at 9:28 AM Ralph, I am soo glad we are on the same page where the whole "GaGa" thing is concerned ;) not to worry this piece was even more entertaining than Lady gaga will ever be!! Needless to say I absolutely enjoyed this ;) love Wilma

Diane Locksley May 27, 2011 at 1:16 PM Would you believe American Idol brought Lady Gaga on to "teach" the contestants? The boy who won the competition was very uncomfortable in her presence. And her singing, well that surely is up for debate. Thanks! Best to you, Diane

Mike Dailey May 27, 2011 at 9:29 AM I just saw her on Good Morning and whole heartly agree with your assessment. I don't see the talent but it just might be hidden by the outfits. Would like to see her in normal garb singing a normal song. Maybe she can sing. Mike

Linda-Marie Sweetheart May 25, 2011 at 8:01 AM Lady GaGa has become an icon in the music world .. to me she is a spin off of Madonna .. and many agree.. however baseball players (A Rod) and other athletes seem to find an attraction..must be the weirdo clothes and makeup luv.. and her bank account is heavy duty right now.. ..great reflections on what society raises to icon status these day luv.. but I do like some of her songs.. nice rhyme to keep the flow moving..luv..

Delysia Hendricks May 25, 2011 at 4:22 AM lol. Her singing sucks, as does her name. Not so your poem, Ralph. A great write, as ever. Love your humor. ^__^

Francine Roberts May 24, 2011 at 10:15 PM lol, she must be an aquired taste, love your poem