Short Gaga Poems

a gaga gadfly 
on a water buffalo
touch me not, i rule...

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Gaga Karkaba
woofs every night for long time
old ugly she dog...

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a colour blindness
without patronization
rock and roll my king
listening to its vinyl
long before the video

© Harry J Horsman 2018...

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TRAGEDY WITH BLUSH

christmas killed himself
after the girls went gaga
blitz of emotion

Kim Rodrigues © 2017
Senryu Form...

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Robin Hood once took a chance
   On teaching his merry men to dance
          He taught them to cha cha
          The young maidens went gaga
    To see the dashing thieves in tight pants...

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It's almost impossible to show,
The shadows of:
Blue
White
Yellow
& more..
Of diamonds' shines
When the reader is a shallow  blind one
Thinks a writer is a gaga  seller of pieces of glasses...

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Six plumed vamps, posed on pointe,and smiled lewdly at the judges.
Girls stumbled across the stage and collapsed into a feather heap.
Audiences went goo-goo for their camp twist on Lady Gaga.

For Rick Parise Siju contest...

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Six plumed vamps, posed on pointe,and smiled lewdly at the judges.
Girls stumbled across the stage and collapsed into a feather heap.
Audiences went goo-goo for their camp twist on Lady Gaga.

For Rick Parise Siju contest...

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I heard up high

weight of hooves;

while rain held back

til dusk fall-


A loud crack matched

bright flash pace...

there is not a

cloud at all.


9/2/2019

Perfect Illusion—Lady Gaga
Poetry Contest: FOUR LINES OF MELODIC POETRY 
Sponsored by: Nette Onclaud...

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A thought from an erstwhile visionary,
We came from another century,
How can we grow old disgracefully, 
Or not?
The seniles that time forgot,
Peter Pans on Pot!
Obese, gaga or dead,
Silliest verse you've ever read,
Didn't we come from another century?
Now, let's grow old disgracefully!...

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Herod`s
Celebrity Blowout
New Years Eve
Extravagan­za
Starring Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
The Republic Candidates for President
and a Cast of Thousands

Now we can Love
New York
Blackout
Night of Orgiastic
Capitalist
Greed, Anarchy
and Lust

Occupy New Years Eve ?
The Philistine­s
They wouldn't Dare !...

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Vander you make me wonder,
just how someone is so prettier,
than every other human creature.

Everytime you smile with splendour,
Vander you make me go gaga,
and my heart melts like magma.

Vander you made me wander,
like a vendor in the estates of Runda,
when you walked down that verandah....

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sappy valentine
brown-eyed largesse broke my heart
a little, too much—
godspeed ahead…my sailor
celebrates the day we met

February 2022

David and I met 42 years ago on Valentine’s Day
in Navy “A” school. He brought me to see the
submarine trainer - awooga awooga (or gaga for short ;)...

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Let her go we urge our cousin
but he is enthralled, entranced,
totally gaga crazy about her

She calls him names
She puts him down
She makes fun of him
She teases him 
She threatens him
She pokes and prods him
She irritates him to the edge of the grand canyon

And yet, there he goes,
Chasing her like a show pony...

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Even though she’s a huge singing star,
Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre.
On late night talk shows, she
simply will not go pee
in the places where most people are.

In the trash can of her dressing room
she might urinate. We can assume
since Cohen collected
some pee she’d ejected,
had it scented, it’s Eww-de-perfume....

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Sunglasses
Shady Gaga as I 
Prepare myself
For the inevitable
I lie
Down
And breathe the airport effect
The dog's haircut cost 
Him five-hundred ginch gonches -
He 
Kicked a hobo 
On the way home;
The day is an oxygen thief
Speedbumps invite me
To spank them
I am coffee confident
I park in someone else's driveway
Put me on a pizza...

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The Wood That Smelt Good:
I adore your smoldering odor.
Your sniff makes my nostrils go gaga.
It's like someone threw a rose at my nose.
Whoops, got it too close too my face; now I've got a left ash-cheek.
Try not to freak, but this smudge is gonna be here all week.
I've heard the birbs; they've spoken 'bout your smokin'.
Then they left a few turds as a token....

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The devil comes as a man and a woman.
I call him lady gaga.
They say drink patron but im ok with agua.
They ask what im on and I say nada.
I remember the life I had.
I thought it was rad.
But now I see it was stupid and bad.
But I never made my parents mad.
When I felt sad
I wrote my feelings on a pad.
When I see my nephew and niece is the only time I'm really glad_Mario Perez...

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Rihanna takes a bath in two scoops of ice-cream
Gaga fans made a lots of wind as Pink rosy on the cheeks
wrapped in a linceul twirled a rope

revere the faithful for a smile
as no limo here to ride a fiat 
the found almost a fiacre
coming from Cuba I do not surf the past

open the keys and lime the way to pies for every one
JZ my subway I M the ride
exchange of blues
wear the hood....

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Can't Wait Til We Get to Heaven
Shattered lights
Moonlit nights
Rain soaked
Petals drip
From the flower leaves
Mild cool summer breeze
Often times do remind me
Candied lips
Mother's holding there babies on their hips
Brief fa fa
Lady Gaga
Wonder what's in this
Brass trombone
To be left alone
Never to be heard of again
Jesus is my only friend
Can't wait til we get to heaven

10/07/17
Written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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He wears a frame upon his eyes,
None knows where the glasses are;
His earrings are oysters’ shells,
Singing as cymbals after him.

On his head are  weedy locks,
Each strand knitted with rainbow beads
And with a cut from bicycle tube,
He binds them upon his neck.

His suit will win a queen,
With a thrilling inner shirt;
But trust our man with his feet,
Left is leather, right is rubber.

Arresting my spy he presses:
Knowing you not Lady Gaga ?...

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''Let their beaks be bolted
Till all breath their last''
Says Lord Gaga of our sky.
So when we eye a chick below
And perch on it recoveringly
To pet the wolves in our guts
Behold their crescendo:
Die,die,die ...
But Goodloot resides at other sky 
Where with harps and hymns
Eagles lift lions like acorns.
So we shall ''do the needful''
Fly no more here but there
For there is the Princess' sky
Where eagles eat Everest
In deutsch built armoured cars....

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Lady Gaga-
Outrageous outfits, and makeup creating moments of ah,
once worked as a very bad waitress till she was asked to go away;
tweets bizarre all night while drinking wine-   wearing expensive lingerie !

__________________________
March 19, 2019


Poetry/Clerihew/Lady Gaga
Copyright Protected, ID 19- 1126-2-18-02
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.


Written for the contest, Celebrity or Famous Person  
sponsor, Tania Kitchin

First Place...

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When Tony Bennett sang
With Lady Gaga, a duet,
The entertainment level
Was as cool as it could get.

The difference in their ages mattered
Not one little bit
Since their voices, both exquisite,
Did magnificently knit.

But best of all, their friendship 
And their mutual respect 
Had, on everyone who watched them,
A most powerful effect.

News of Tony Bennett’s passing
Means that golden sound is gone,
But at least his voice and videos
With Gaga will live on....

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This is my first A--Z poem. Any advice or comments are welcome.

Apples Are 
Being Bought
Cooked Creatively
Dripping Deliciousness
Every Excited 
Food Fanatic
Goes GaGa
Happily Having
Interesting Ingredients
Joyfully Jumping
Keeping Kids
Laughing Loudly
Making Memories
Never Needing 
One Occasion
Playful Puppies
Quietly Quickly
Run Rapidly
Stealing Some 
Tasty Treasures
Unnoticed Under
Very Vibrant
Welcoming Willows
Xanthic Xylocarps
Yummy Yapness
Zesty Zingy...

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