Funky Poems | Examples

Premium Member You Can Thank the Funky Monkey

No way you could call this a drizzle 

Came out like rhinoceros pizzle

On this day at the zoo

This old monkey just blew

It fried my eyes and made them sizzle 


Blinded, direction was hard to gauge

And I fell into the lion's cage

I was sure she'd eat me

But she purred so sweetly

Now I live with a cat half my age


Had no trouble adjusting at all

Bet you wouldn't catch this at the mall

So just you wait and see 

A proud papa I'll be

Because she's expecting in the Fall

Premium Member funky lady

funky lady with her mask in place
showing her fun side without half trying
I smile as she brings colors in
greens, reds, pinks, blues, she is a kaleidoscope

a genius with the superpower of cleansing
the air, and our confused feelings
we gravitate toward her, friends and foe
most want to see what she will do next

there is an aura that captivates us
capturing our imagination
taking us hostage, an immediate affinity
her mask remains in place, she is wisdom and truth

Nez Agreable

Gonzonji no hakai
sangle, sangle sangle
sutata
toujors sangle
jidai Takumashi make rarerai
kosmou kosmou, kosmou
ypotithetai oti
oti
oti
Itan muskulva
O sitirastou
oti
oti
oti
itan Muskulva
homaka
Ka wa Hou
I myti tis tha thymata
galbannum
Protathlitis
protathliton
onj cha and galbanum
jidai Sutata!


Landon Mussel

Say so.ething nice
or say know thing at
all!
Speak when ; your spoken
to!
Shut up!
Shut your damn mouth!
What your mad huh,
I know you ain't mad
You can't be!
Get paid for doing nothing,
He'll I did all the work!
You stupid?
Are you Stupid?
I had to tell you what to
do too many times
For you to be anything
Else but stupid!
Tell you want it is!
You're dumb, try'na be
Stupid!
Be yourself and
Everything will be
Alright!

Excepts from "Be Yourself"
Ain't nothing but palm ash and
Lavender Bouis! Ain't the soap
Fragrant!
Hau the Bouis?
Hau the Bouis?

Songs For Dancers

SOUPCITY GRIND
IS A NEW DANCE BY
I CAN'T FIND THE ALBUM COVER
BUT DANCE YA'LL DANCE.
THIS MUSIC CAN MAKE YOU DANCE!

Funky Guitar

its makes you dance
and prance
its sing
and ping
to the beat  it gets underneat
no matter who you are
here or far
you listen to sound
you get down
to the 
FUNKY GUITAR


Funky Cat

Hip, cat, daddy-o 
Hey, what's cookin bro'
Man, I dig this groovy melody
It flows free. Baby
With the  harmony

Jimmy is "smokin'" tonight
Look at that cat, lickety split
He's a telescopic sight
It's crazy, man. I dig it
This cat's been blastin' all night

Cool tunes, with horn yellin' shot
Blowin' it real hot
The band is  "jammin,'' really cooking
I think Jimmy's "flippin''
Way he's zipping that stick ripping

Diggin' his "boogie woogie" jive
Layin' it down, gimme five
All the "jitterbugs" jumpin' to the heat
To the "funky" cat with that "groovy" beat
Blowin' his top, and waving his feet

Joint is jumping. I gotta scat
Man! It was-- Wild, man, wild, down pat!
He's a real bang-tail gone cat! 
I’ll plant you now, dig you later with a greet
Man! ''I'm really "beat''

Sweet Funky Music

Let it get underneat listen to the beat  get on your feet dance til your weak choose it that SWEET FUNKY MUSIC

Funky

She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.

Funky Frankenstein

The Mad Doctor said it was official
a solo act with nothing artificial
a fine new creature
with added features
Frankenstein with bells and whistles

Opening night into the audience he jumped
when in his throat he got a huge lump
audience forgot
bic lighters a shock
running away through town like Forrest Gump

The Mad Doctor enrolled him in a class
to overcome his phobia at last
nothing worked
he just went berserk
the class barbecues too much of a flash

Back on stage there was no need to dash
bell and whistle tunes with a lot of class
bic lighter ban
in the stands
his classic hits making a lot of cash.

10-19-17

Fandango - Get Funky

Hey, hey, hey Latin cutie,
hot on the dance floor
come and let me dance with
you, I can feel the heat
radiating from your body
and Whoa I am mesmerized
GET FUNKY,GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY baby oh
yi, yi, yi GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY,GET FUNKY
baby work that FANDANGO
Oh go, go, go and GET
FUNKY baby here on the
dance floor do that FANDANGO
like they do in Rio De Janeiro
Hey, hey, hey you Latin hottie
you, get down on your bad self-shake 
It baby shake it, look, look
it looks just like jello on springs
oh baby let me touch it, let me
lick it, let me taste it oooh carumba
bon bon Louis and I don't need no
Spanish fly on the fly oh no 'cuz
you are the bomb you hot, hot
Latin thing...
I can feel the heat radiating from 
your body and I am mystified
GET FUNKY, GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY baby oh yi, yi, yi
Whoa work that FANDANGO
oh go, go, go and GET FUNKY
GET FUNKY, GET FUNKY
right here and now on the dance
floor, do that FANDANGO, work
that FANDANGO just like you
used to do in Rio, Rio De Janeiro
and GET FUNKY!

Funky Monkey

Oooh FUNKY MONKEY on a John Deer
tractor in a pair of blue overalls
everybody that gets a load of you just
has to have their picture taken with you
Now you’re a movie star with agents on
speed dial chilling out by the pool in a
pair of shades that makes you look so
Hollywood Kool and everybody there
wants your autograph and their picture
taken with you...
Ahhh FUNKY MONKEY getting down 
on the dance floor, dressed to the 9's
drinking banana cocktails some blonde
said give me some sugar and a little
tongue but another said ***** I'll kick
your ass you need to your ass to the
back of the line, this kiss is mine...
Mmmm FUNKY MONKEY driving
a Porsche and a supermodel home
you go FUNKY MONKEY let me know
if you need any help well oh ok then
go on with your bad self...
lucky FUNKY MONKEY, lucky, 
lucky FUNKY MONKEY!

Premium Member The Sea Hag and the Funky Monkey

She came out of the sea at twilight
Weak and trembling, bent with age
Her hair entwined with seaweed
The pounding surf a watery stage. .

She stood awhile and listened
then with the most frightful groan
Beaconed with a bony finger
To her minions in the foam..

Out of the waves they scrambled
Creatures from the dark and deep
Unleashed this one dark night
From their prison did they creep..

The danced the Funky Monkey
while the stars shown overhead
With abandon celebrated freedom
From their dark and watery bed...

So had the sun and stars aligned
Just this once in untold years
To break the spell they suffered
And dry their unending tears..  

And with the light of faintest dawn
They turned from their heavenly shore
All crept back into the thrashing sea
And their likes were seen no more



I wrote this with my grandson several years ago..i thought it would be fun to bring it back again..

A Funky Poem On My Friend

The lightening thunders,

The fierceful winds,

Blend together & sings…

When the hunk walks all his way,

With the stylish steps & he’s “CHINMAY”…   

Always poses with his ‘Colgate’ smile,

Lifts his collar & says that’s his style… B-)

The roses’ eyes slowly leaks,

When seen his pinky cheeks…  (With jealous  )

He’s a 24×7 chatterbox,

No fullstop for his naughty talks..  

People yell that he’s a big mischeif,

But his heart’s truely a tender leaf…   :D

Premium Member Funky Monkey

Funky Monkey
______________________________
There was such a snappy little monkey
 I sold him a banana for paper money
 Then a little lion cub
   grasped onto my sub
I thought it was something kind of funky.


5/24/14-Jessica Thompson

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