You Can Thank the Funky Monkey

No way you could call this a drizzle Came out like rhinoceros pizzle On this day at the zoo This old monkey just blew It fried my eyes and made them sizzle Blinded, direction was hard to gauge And I fell into the lion's cage I was sure she'd eat me But she purred so sweetly Now I live with a cat half my age Had no trouble adjusting at all Bet you wouldn't catch this at the mall So just you wait and see A proud papa I'll be Because she's expecting in the Fall