Freaky Poems

Freaky People

“The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people can now apply!”
~ seen on a mobile sign

Being of sorta sound mind and long hair,
I dare to compare myself with the supporters,
defenders of the length though “at my age, I 
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cut it in a current style to look younger, I’m told.

Stand up. Stand proud.

JUST ME

Like the ocean s the shore 
endlessly, violently,
Until I'm nothing but salt on your skin.
Dripping sweet with memories...
Freaky hard do  me.

On the edge of the kitchen counter,
Knock over the wine glass I never finished.
Pull my legs apart as I claw at your shirt,
Bite down on my shoulder to muffle the growl,
And leave me dripping

Life in 2024

Life in 2024 
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Ethics only on board...
Educators are on roads......…
Rich always freaky..
Poor always shaky..
Frauds seems always happy
Life was in 2024 tragedy..

Life in 2024

Life in 2024 
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Ethics only on board...
Educators are on roads......…
Rich always freaky..
Poor always shaky..
Frauds seems always happy
Life was in 2024 tragedy..

Freaky Fridayz

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                    mine iz
              

Freaky and Weird

We grew our hair down to our shoulders
    Hirsute we were, moustaches and beards
  Turned up our noses at those who were older
    'Cos we were so hip, so freaky, so weird

  Revved up our stereos, going stone-deaf
    Dropped pill after pill, of common

Naughty and Nice

I'm naughty and I'm nice
I'm a good girl but I can be a freaky girl for the right guy
To most people I come off shy
The only thing you'll get from me is a Hi
The man who correctly loves me and adores me
Will unleash the freaky side of me
I'm naughty but I'm nice
I'm slow when it

Living One's Life

Living One’s Life
 
With living one’s life—
so begins now all the temptations and
all the true mortal strife.

Knowing that what may come and what
each of us may face, may not be any fun,
if at all. After all, we are all mortal in the
end.

Never fear those freaky foolish foibles of
fate, for your future lies at eternity’s gate.

Be

Freaky Things

On Halloween night, creatures roam the street
Vampires, a ghost wearing a white bed sheet
I hear blood curdling screams
I'm sure they'll haunt my dreams
Freaky things won't keep me in ~"Trick or treat?"
 


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Freaky Little Flea

He is a freaky little flea.
Dancing between Jim and me.
Making romance hard to be
I shake his foot as you can see.

He laughs crazy, this little flea.
We can’t get close says my husband Lee.
He follows us, living on a knee.
How irritating can he be?

Freaky Dreams

Sometimes I have some very freaky dreams,
where I am strangely always the big star;
and part of weird situations it seems.

When I awake my dream seems gone and far,
like did I really jump off a high cliff;
maybe did-  because I have a huge scar.

In my dream I have a pet skunk called Sniff
I am giving

The 1960's Were Pretty Freaky

The 1960's were pretty freaky
The British invasion pretty sneaky
Old Guard politics pretty creaky
(America's favorite dessert a Twinkie)
Folk singers and protest songs pretty cheeky
  ~ Bob Dylan's voice gravelly and pretty squeaky

Barry Goldwater's horn-rimmed specs plenty geeky
Boston Celtics' championship run plenty streaky
(Kids 'of all ages' favorite toy a Slinky)
Woodstock Music Festival's skies plenty leaky
Jimmy Hendrix'

Freaky Friday

Went to the doctor for my sinus infection,
gave me a steroid shot with good intentions,
woke up today with a mustache and beard,
my voice an octave lower which I feared,

Am going to work soon with my new look,
wonder if they'll think I'm an incognito kook,
hopefully they'll accept my new hirsutism and voice,
because frankly I don't think

The Freaky Monster Party

They had gathered at a spooky castle,
The moon was full and bright,
Located on the Scottish moor
The party started late at night.

The werewolf was there 
With his hair done out with gell,
Lochy arrived in his scale-mobile,
His green outfit looked so swell.

Vampires from Transylvania
Sat in the corner drinking blood,
The Yetie and the Yowie
Were dancing with a thud.

The

Freaky Lady

I'm a freak to heart
Who dresses the part
How they gock and stare 
But don't get to near
Or things will start to tear
In order to keep your spark
Learn't over the years
Your only friend
A lonely sneeze in the dark
To light up the room
Are we wise teachers?
Or just wise cracks?

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