Short Freaky Poems

Aquarius

Awkward is not a
Question and
Unique is
A given
Really freaky
In the bed, if
Under
Supervision...

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Dracula -
A freaky friend of mine -
lived in a castle
next to my childhood town.


for John Heck's Contest: Clerihew...

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On Saturday night in Waikiki
The teenagers turn rather freaky
Though blue as a smurf
They all love to surf
Like a Kahanamoku tiki!...

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What's your favorite kind of truck?
Fearless find truck?
Freaky fried truck?
First-base flippant fancy flirt truck?
Or maybe just a fine truck?...

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Love is sour
Love is sweet
Love is flowers

Love is sick
Love is freaky
Love is licking

Perverted power
Always needing
Love forever freely...

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O bsessed you are
B efore all this I liked you
S uffer I did 
E nvy me and any girl that I seek
S tock me you do 
S top please its freaky 
E mbarrass me you do
D ude quit stocking me its scary...

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And I don't ever want to hear that word
PRECIOUS again. It flipped the freaky
thinking in me. That word is a nightmare
waiting to happen for me. Go away word,
I don't want to play with your kind anymore...

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First Poem by my daughter Riya

One and Two
How do you do?

Three and Four 
Not so sure!

Five and Six
Let's just mix.

Seven and eight
Feeling great.

Nine and Ten
Super freaky hen

Riya Dhabade...

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"Freaked"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

As Beauty can dwell
Every freaky game held
In justified, kind lust
meaning new orgasms plus
quests rarely seen
through useful vaginal wings
xxx-rating your zing


9-22-15...

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Creepy differences at times can make us frown
We keep them a secret for fear they'll be found
But at times without warning
They leap out, frowns start forming
Depending how freaky some jockeys go brown...

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Do you think woodpeckers ever get headaches
Apparently, their skulls are separated from their beaks
They peck 20 times a second
Us guys would explode I reckon
Also, their tongues wrap around their brains, that's freaky...

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Fun times when we’re together
Freaky Friday switching partners
First person to know our thoughts
Faith in each other when times get tough
Forever on our minds
Fearless when the other one needs help
From another mother my sister or brother...

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The chilling night crept in
leaving the door open to hairy, scary thoughts
my dare thin

freaky faces
tying my stomach into knots!
races

austere
ghostly mascots
fear!

The chilling night crept in
tying my stomach into knots!
fear!...

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through the vein of an old song
the antique gathered speed
sputtering and spitting rust
halos of smoke
engine overheating,
stranded in desperate city
cinderblock people are freaky 
the song lay dead 
outside the vein...
acoustically speaking
I'm tainted-...

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He is a freaky little flea.
Dancing between Jim and me.
Making romance hard to be
I shake his foot as you can see.

He laughs crazy, this little flea.
We can’t get close says my husband Lee.
He follows us, living on a knee.
How irritating can he be?...

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In October when we are adjusting to
cool temperatures and changing leaves,
Nature fast forwards into Winter,
sending us freaky weather,
Tales of snow, winds and storms,
makes everyone shiver, thinking
of the pending mayhem,
when the weather creates bedlam....

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I do care

who they're screwin' in public


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this poem is word for word plagiarized.  If you know who I plagiarized, you probably have a good feel for freaky people and the aliveness of the streets.  If you don't, you can ask me or whatever....

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Sexy,sex appeal,sensual,strong,seductive
Comforting,charming,charismatic,controlling
Outgoing,observant,oral,oblivious to others
Risk-takers,riders,real,real freaky,reliable
Possessive,planners,physical
Intuitive,insightful,idealist,insane 
Open,opportunist,only,one...

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i want to be creative 
but sometime i am negative
damn someone turn me positive 
to make me feel am a good native

listen to me bb no one can be great
only if you now how to make the beat 
beat the best and u never take a set
cuz everyone well the bad freaky beast...

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I'm a freak to heart
Who dresses the part
How they gock and stare 
But don't get to near
Or things will start to tear
In order to keep your spark
Learn't over the years
Your only friend
A lonely sneeze in the dark
To light up the room
Are we wise teachers?
Or just wise cracks?...

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freaky

free week to be kinky

touch me

feel me

fervently

frequently

finger suck my pinkie


super freaky
superbly kinky

slowly 

seductively

touch me
feel me
fervently
frequently

finger suck my pinkie

creamy substance 
oozing 

from my twinkie
...

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FIGHTING FOR FOLKS FEES FALLING FREELY
FEELING FEMININE FILING FOR FALLS
FORCING FAMILY FACING FURY
FRIGHTENING FRIENDS FUSING FUSION

FEIGHNING FATIGUE FREE FRAME
FRAUDULENT FACTS FALL FALLACY
FREE FROM FINITE FRENZY
FAIDING FEELING FOR FAIRY

FIRST FIGURE FILLS FRONT
FAULTING FATE FAKES FINDING
FALLING FAME FROWN FAITH
FUMED FUR, FENCE FREAKY....

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On Halloween night, creatures roam the street
Vampires, a ghost wearing a white bed sheet
I hear blood curdling screams
I'm sure they'll haunt my dreams
Freaky things won't keep me in ~"Trick or treat?"
 


Halloweeen Inspired Limerick Contest
Sponsor~Tania Kitchin ~ 10~9~2020
Syllables checked at howmanysyllables
10~10~6~6~10...

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WHO AM I ? 
AM I THAT COOL POULAR CHICK EVERYONE WANNA BE
OR THE WEIRD FREAKY FEMALE 
THAT'S TO HERSELF AND SMELLS
LOOK IN THE MIRROR TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
ASK YOURSELF
AM I UGLY? AM I PRETTY? OR JUST A WANNA BE
DONT HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM
BE PROUD OF HOW YOU LOOK
IF YOUR BLACK,WHIITE OR DONT HAVE HAIR ON THE SIDES
BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE 
ALSO, HOW YOU LOOK INSIDE AND OUT...

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The actual pressure must be made more pressing by
adding to it consciousness of pressure, the shame must
be made more shameful by publicizing it.     Karl Marx


Edward, Julian & freaky Chelsea:
Why didn't they hack Time Warner &
Give the People something useful,
Like a good 5-cent doobie,
Free high-speed internet & cable TV
Including Canadian hockey &
MILF porn channels?...

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